[Elzajpn]

This is the originally spocksdad's idea. I love it
It goes like this:

If you XXXXXXX or ZZZZZZZ...... then You must be a DOBERMAN!!
(In a Jeff Foxworthy voice & cadence delivery.....)

Here are Some Examples spocksdad came up with:

1. If you get excited looking at anything that can be chewed, eaten or shredded.....then You must be DOBERMAN!


2. If you whine like a little girl even though you're a big tough looking canine beast......then You must be a DOBERMAN!


3. If you alert and try to "protect" your family from every Chihuahua, Pug, Schitzu & Yorkie that walks by the house.......then You must be a DOBERMAN!

There are unlimited possibilities.....!

Thanks spocksdad, I copied and arranged some from another thread.


I added the following.
4. If you look at a picture of dog treats and you drool, then you must be a doberman!

 

[DeeHaleem]

Hehehe this is awesome

If you emit toxic gas everytime you sit and groan like a grizzly when you sleep...you MUST be a doberman!

 

[Coco11]

If your owner is doing sit ups, and everytime they crunch up you think they are giving you kisses, so you attack them with wet sloppy doberkisses each time, then you must be a doberman!!

 

[DoubleDogDare]

If you zoom around the house like a madman, with your ears flattened, your nubbin tucked, and your eyes as big as saucers, taking out everything in your path ... you must be a doberman!

 

[madmony]

If you nosey poke your favorite people......you must be a doberman.

If you turn into rubber and melt on your daddy when he comes home.......you must be a doberman.

 

[Phoenix321]

If you give your human a quick nibble on the butt then act like you didn't do anything then you must be a Doberman! .............. Or maybe that's just my Doberman?? Lol

 

[achiever]

If you see a light flash on the wall and you spend the rest of the day staring and waiting for it to come back then you must be a Doberman!

 

[TxDobieLady]

If the TV makes a weird noise and you start Barking at the door as if someone is outside you must be a doberman.

If everytime someone lays next to you you slap them in the face with you paw you must be a doberman

 

[Wolfgirl_121]

If you cry tears of happiness when you get a new squeaky toy, you must be a Doberman.

If your mommy takes you on 3 3mile walks a day, and you don't even take one nap, you must be a Doberman.

 

[Toby'shuman]

If you stand and bark at a stump of a tree as if it were a mad axe murderer coming to get your mum, you must be a Doberman.

 

[rsjean]

If your owners are sleeping on a small 5% share of the California King bed and you are sprawled out with major room to spare - you MUST be a Doberman.

 

[dobienut]

1.) if you are touching somebody while your awake
2.) your favorite word is no
3.) sneaking into the bed after you think everybody is asleep
4.) counter surfiing
5.) driving everybody nuts with squeaky toy

 

[DogsR4Life]

If you invite yourself up onto a family members lap, disregarding the fact that you are 88lbs, and proceed to spin around until you find a comfy spot, hitting every painful spot on that family members body...you must be a Doberman...or a cat trapped in a Dobermans body.

 

[SoCalGirl]

If you have 35 different sighs, 25 different moans, and 50 different howls to express your emotions exactly (and you're not afraid to use them), you must be a Doberman.

 

[dobienut]

If you have 35 different sighs, 25 different moans, and 50 different howls to express your emotions exactly (and you're not afraid to use them), you must be a Doberman.

lol i was wondering who was going to bring that one up

 

[KevinK]

If you curl into the tiniest ball on the floor, taking up as little space as possible, but feel the need to sleep in a bed or couch with all 4 legs fully extended, you must be a doberman!

If you are in a dead sleep, and someone on tv rings a doorbell or knocks on something, and you run to the door full speed to see who is there, you must be a doberman!

If you are "pretending" to be asleep, and "pretending" to not hear your name being called, then you try to be slick by looking out of the corner of your eye, but don't move your head, and thinking we don't see you, you must be a doberman!

 

[RemRem's Mom]

If when you are out running free and playing you have been called a deer....YOU MUST BE A DOBERMAN AKA DOBIEDEER

 

[TxDobieLady]

if you can open a secret santa package with no hands you must be a doberman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RemRem's Mom]

Forgot one, if after you are done drinking water your owner can mop the entire floor with the trail left behind you must be a Doberman.

 

[StarlightDobe]

If you see a light flash on the wall and you spend the rest of the day staring and waiting for it to come back then you must be a Doberman!

omg and I thought Nexus was the only weirdo that did that!! I swear she will see a reflection of light on the wall and not move forever waiting to see it again!! And she will remember what caused it so when you go back .. she charges over to see if the light comes back, even if its pitch dark in the house!!