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This is the originally spocksdad's idea. I love it
It goes like this:
If you XXXXXXX or ZZZZZZZ...... then You must be a DOBERMAN!!
(In a Jeff Foxworthy voice & cadence delivery.....)
Here are Some Examples spocksdad came up with:
1. If you get excited looking at anything that can be chewed, eaten or shredded.....then You must be DOBERMAN!
2. If you whine like a little girl even though you're a big tough looking canine beast......then You must be a DOBERMAN!
3. If you alert and try to "protect" your family from every Chihuahua, Pug, Schitzu & Yorkie that walks by the house.......then You must be a DOBERMAN!
There are unlimited possibilities.....!
Thanks spocksdad, I copied and arranged some from another thread.
I added the following.
4. If you look at a picture of dog treats and you drool, then you must be a doberman!
It goes like this:
If you XXXXXXX or ZZZZZZZ...... then You must be a DOBERMAN!!
(In a Jeff Foxworthy voice & cadence delivery.....)
Here are Some Examples spocksdad came up with:
1. If you get excited looking at anything that can be chewed, eaten or shredded.....then You must be DOBERMAN!
2. If you whine like a little girl even though you're a big tough looking canine beast......then You must be a DOBERMAN!
3. If you alert and try to "protect" your family from every Chihuahua, Pug, Schitzu & Yorkie that walks by the house.......then You must be a DOBERMAN!
There are unlimited possibilities.....!
Thanks spocksdad, I copied and arranged some from another thread.
I added the following.
4. If you look at a picture of dog treats and you drool, then you must be a doberman!