So today I took my dog Kane on a walk on some nature trails we have gone to pretty often. As we were walking along we came to a bend in the path at which point I saw 2 backpacks in the middle of the path. Curious as I am I moved forward to investigate. As I walked closer I started to see someone laying down in the middle of the path. Now I had my suspicions as to what might be going on. So I continued forward when, you guessed it, I came apon a young gentleman laying on his back masturbating in the middle of the path. ( I couldn't make this up if I tried). It was about that time that Kane decided something was awry and he needed to let this young man know that that was not the appropriate way of handling that particular appendage. His bark must have been enough to startle him out of his trance because he quickly flipped into the fetal position ( while giving me a very curtious wave) to which he found himself face to face with myself and a very upset and confused Doberman. Lacking any verbal or thinking skills at this point in time I simply shook my head and walked the other direction.