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1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking .. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose .. stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.
 

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OMG Lol. That is to funny!

Although I must admit I do this one an awful lot: 6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

I read these to hubby he also go a good laugh out of it!
 

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funny :D

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!
Michaels definatly guilty on this one !:tongue23:

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
Both guilty as sin on this one!:sadcry:

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
Ohhhh soo true

those had me laughing ..thanks :dancing_b
 

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Krys said:
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking .. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose .. stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.

hahaha im very guilty of that one
 

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Gunner said:
hahaha im very guilty of that one

I do that ALL the time, we have a balll that Niko (boxer) and Sasha chase if you kick it but they have to sit before i will kick it....... then i act like im gonna and they jump up like hey why did you do that so they sit again and finally after like 3 times of momma teasin them they either walk away till i kick it or i just kick it to keep their attention
 
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