I know, right?I'm to the point now that if I'm dispatched by
she-who-must-be-obeyedmy loving wife to Kroger, even if it's for one or two things, I open the note app on my iPhone and write it down.
The people that bug me the most are the ones that stop in the middle of the aisle and then stand there, staring at the selections of stuff like jams, or salad dressing, like they've never seen them before and can't make up their mind what to buy
Come on you old geezer! Surely you know you are not the only one in the store! How did you even figure out how to get to the store?
I check my isles before I get trapped in them. If I have to, I skip that isle and come in from the other end so they have no choice but to see me. I even helped the cashier find the bar codes yesterday!
You really should see me whip through a grocery store. Mister can't even keep up with me. He tries to scold me by saying his mom always got the cold stuff at the end. My response is, was and always will be, we ain't gonna be in here long enough for it to matter.
I should be a personal shopper!
I am pretty good and getting in and out of Wally World too!