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MEDICINE: [URL="http://www.neuticles.com/webpages/history.html"]Gregg A. Miller[/URL] of Oak Grove, Missouri, for inventing [URL="http://www.neuticles.com/"]Neuticles[/URL] -- artificial replacement testicles for dogs, which are [URL="http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html"]available in three sizes, and three degrees of firmness[/URL].
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Ummm. wow, I didn't realize male dogs suffered image or self esteem problem when, um losing a few things!

Maybe if Harley got Nueticles, he would act a little tougher and like less of a "girley man"!
 

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Ummm. wow, I didn't realize male dogs suffered image or self esteem problem when, um losing a few things!
You didn't?! What kind of dog owner are you to not know that??

Although, the three degrees of firmness bit worries me......:eek:
 

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You didn't?! What kind of dog owner are you to not know that??

Although, the three degrees of firmness bit worries me......:eek:

Good Grief!! I didn't even catch the part about 3 degrees of FIRMNESS and sizes.....

Since I know NOW that males suffer self esteem problems, I would assume all male dogs opt for the ST. BERNARD size! From Chihuahua-wolfhound!!!!

When the Chihuahua was asked how he walks with those "things" he replies ".......With Pride of course"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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