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So my boy apparently thinks he is survivor man.
Since he was around 3 months, I'd always see him in the back yard sniffing around like normal, but often times he would stop on a spot and look like what appeared to be eating something.
I found out today what he has been chowing down on all this time.
Big fat white nasty grubs.
He came in from outside, was excited like usual and gave me a quick kiss on the mouth...then proceeded to drop a grub, damn near the size of my thumb, out of his mouth.

I'm glad I stopped him from competitive power lifting. With all that extra protein he's been downing, he would have turned into a super king warlock doberman by now.
My little girl killed a mole a while back (yea baby girl) and decided she needed to roll in it...and proceeded to smell like 14 scents of death, old gym socks and spoiled milk.
Now the dobe eats little white aliens in the back yard.
My other male hasn't done anything of note, but they already lick each others butt's, wiener holders, ears...sometimes our little lab girls kooka...
Now I have to contend with grub breath.
Somebody has to have a grosser story of being kissed by their doggy after they put _______ in their mouth.
Since he was around 3 months, I'd always see him in the back yard sniffing around like normal, but often times he would stop on a spot and look like what appeared to be eating something.
I found out today what he has been chowing down on all this time.
Big fat white nasty grubs.
He came in from outside, was excited like usual and gave me a quick kiss on the mouth...then proceeded to drop a grub, damn near the size of my thumb, out of his mouth.
I'm glad I stopped him from competitive power lifting. With all that extra protein he's been downing, he would have turned into a super king warlock doberman by now.
My little girl killed a mole a while back (yea baby girl) and decided she needed to roll in it...and proceeded to smell like 14 scents of death, old gym socks and spoiled milk.
Now the dobe eats little white aliens in the back yard.
My other male hasn't done anything of note, but they already lick each others butt's, wiener holders, ears...sometimes our little lab girls kooka...
Now I have to contend with grub breath.
Somebody has to have a grosser story of being kissed by their doggy after they put _______ in their mouth.