Just thought I would throw this out there in hopes of more stories like mine. My sweet boy seems to have the knack of giving me a fat lip. I get one at least once a month if not more. I don't think he realizes how big he really is, since he is always curled up on my lap. The problem is he will all of a sudden jump up to get more comfortable and I get his head right square in the mouth. Which then he feels bad because mom is bent over holding her mouth. I get the sad airplane Dobie look of I'm sorry. He is also a pro at stretching his five mile long legs out and catching me in the mouth. I have even gotten it in the dead of the night when he is chasing rabbits in his sleep. My husband is glad everyone believes my stories of the dog did it lol. I'm thinking of designing a bumper helmet and boxing gloves for him for Christmas or I'm buying myself a face helmet lol. If you have stories of your ninja Dobie please share.