Of course there was the time I was screaming and yelling for byron to get out of the road and getting more and more poed because he stood there barking at me. I hear soemthing come up behind me and its byron. It was the neighbors dog in the road and the other neighbors were laughing at me!
HA! That is classic!
Ok my most embarrassing moment was awful, I really made myself look like an ass. We were in Venice and I fell in love with something, can't remember what it was now but I really liked it then, liked enough I wanted to buy two of them... So the shop keeper comes over and I tell him "digiuno" because that means 2 in my brain dead self taught Italian. He looks at me like I'm nuts, so I say it again "digiuno, digiuno" the whole time showing him and holding up 2 fingers. Now I wasn't saying it rude or anything but I kept saying it. He just kind of looks over his shoulder at me like I'm a mad woman and goes in back. I turn to find Mark who is basically doubled over in laughter... "What?" or should I say "Che?" He's all, "why were you so rude?" "How was I rude?" You kept telling him to "Hurry up, fast". So lesson learned "digiuno" = fast in Italian, not 2. I wanted to die. Of course Mark who speaks pretty much fluent Italian thought the moment was entirely too comical to help me try to flounder through an apology and explanation... I wanted to die.
But I got even with him at Oktoberfest in Munich the following year. We were in my territory because I'm the one between the two of us that speaks German LOL
However embarrassing that was though, I just remembered the time that Mark almost got my tail kicked and it was chased (I just happen to be a very fast runner) by a prostitute in Amsterdam.... We have alot of fun together
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