Ive got the fever
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This should help...puppies are gross.
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Me too! And all these cute puppies people keep posting doesn't help.
Remembering shark teeth and potty training should help!
Remembering shark teeth and potty training should help!
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where the hell have you been
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I have missed you too cutie pie. Are you on my facebook?
stalk me more if do fever is strong..ok back to work!
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Not cool... not cool. I was looking to be dissuaded from puppy love, not BOOBY TRAPPED!!
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I try to avoid spacebook. but I still have those photos you sent me.I have missed you too cutie pie. Are you on my facebook?
fever is strong..ok back to work!
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nah...but sounds soooooooooo fun!You can come take my pup out 3 or 4 times a night in 30 degrees for a few nights if you'd like
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1. Puppies pee at a moments notice.
2. Puppies don't sleep through the night at first.
3. Puppies have VERY sharp teeth and use your arm as a personal teething ring.
4. Puppies chew up all your stuff.
5. What they don't chew up they swallow and it means a trip to the vet.
6. They annoy the other dogs.
Oh, and did you see my calendar entry??
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2. Puppies don't sleep through the night at first.
3. Puppies have VERY sharp teeth and use your arm as a personal teething ring.
4. Puppies chew up all your stuff.
5. What they don't chew up they swallow and it means a trip to the vet.
6. They annoy the other dogs.
Oh, and did you see my calendar entry??
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Shortly after that adorable, heart-melting, puppy-breathed stage of puppyhood, they enter adolescence and you can't just get rid of them then! (Well you can - but this is widely regarded as cruel and you will become a social outcast)
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Aw, tnh is always so helpful, is she not?
So, Boogs, everyone seems to be assuming you have Doberman puppy fever, but that's not true now, is it?
Tell, the truth, you're dying for a purse puppy, aren't you?
So, Boogs, everyone seems to be assuming you have Doberman puppy fever, but that's not true now, is it?
Tell, the truth, you're dying for a purse puppy, aren't you?
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I have puppy fever. All. The. Time.
I remarked today to my fiancé that if the house wasn't big enough for two Dobermans, it also isn't big enough for me to take up the cello. He thought for a moment and told me if I cleaned my office, the cello could go there. :lol2:
I remarked today to my fiancé that if the house wasn't big enough for two Dobermans, it also isn't big enough for me to take up the cello. He thought for a moment and told me if I cleaned my office, the cello could go there. :lol2:
tnh317 and workingk9s--you are hereby expelled for excessive cruelty in baiting a fellow forum member when they are suffering.
Leave any puppies or pictures of puppies you may possess behind and don't let the door hit you on your way out--meanies! LOL
PS--I can be bribed--just send me one or two of those delectable canine morsels and I might let you back in.
Leave any puppies or pictures of puppies you may possess behind and don't let the door hit you on your way out--meanies! LOL
PS--I can be bribed--just send me one or two of those delectable canine morsels and I might let you back in.
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Capri would gut you while you slept!...PS--I can be bribed--just send me one or two of those delectable canine morsels and I might let you back in.
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I've got a kitbag puppy. who I swear is a candidate for ritalin!!!!I am ... A big time purse puppy.
Now I know what my mom said, that I had ants in my pants.
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One of the best SNL skits of all time.
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