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Sirai Dobermans
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Me too! And all these cute puppies people keep posting doesn't help.

Remembering shark teeth and potty training should help!
 

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You can come take my pup out 3 or 4 times a night in 30 degrees for a few nights if you'd like :p Or get hands torn up from the dobershark! hehe..
 
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1. Puppies pee at a moments notice.

2. Puppies don't sleep through the night at first.

3. Puppies have VERY sharp teeth and use your arm as a personal teething ring.

4. Puppies chew up all your stuff.

5. What they don't chew up they swallow and it means a trip to the vet.

6. They annoy the other dogs.










Oh, and did you see my calendar entry??

 

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Holier Than Now
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Aw, tnh is always so helpful, is she not? :D

So, Boogs, everyone seems to be assuming you have Doberman puppy fever, but that's not true now, is it?

Tell, the truth, you're dying for a purse puppy, aren't you?
 

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I have puppy fever. All. The. Time.

I remarked today to my fiancé that if the house wasn't big enough for two Dobermans, it also isn't big enough for me to take up the cello. He thought for a moment and told me if I cleaned my office, the cello could go there. :lol2:
 

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tnh317 and workingk9s--you are hereby expelled for excessive cruelty in baiting a fellow forum member when they are suffering.




Leave any puppies or pictures of puppies you may possess behind and don't let the door hit you on your way out--meanies! LOL

PS--I can be bribed--just send me one or two of those delectable canine morsels and I might let you back in. :)
 

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...PS--I can be bribed--just send me one or two of those delectable canine morsels and I might let you back in. :)
Capri would gut you while you slept!
 
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Puppies are way over rated.....tooooo much work! All that pooing, peeing, chewing and training. Monty's natural ears give him a cute puppy like look....enough cute for me for hopefully for another decade! :D
 

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I am ... A big time purse puppy. :)
I've got a kitbag puppy. who I swear is a candidate for ritalin!!!!
Now I know what my mom said, that I had ants in my pants.
 

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MORE COWBELL!!

Cmon, surely I wasn't the only one to have that thought when they saw the thread title...
 
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