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DOBERMAN PROPERTY LAWS

1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine
3. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
5. If it’s mine, it must never be yours.
6. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
7. If I saw it first, it’s mine
8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it’s mine.
9. If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
10.If it used to be yours, get over it…it’s mine.
11.if it’s broken….it’s yours
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yeah Ive seen it! It fits Duchess perfectly! hahaha. I saw it online...and printed it out. It's a good laugh!
 

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I would have to argue that those are more like Chihuahua rules! Chi likes her stuff but is willing to depart with or share it. Petri on the other hand is soooooooooo possessive of HIS stuff! Poor Chi, if she goes for a toy that he thinks he might want to play with or chew on in the next few days, he'll grab her lip and won't let go. She just sulks off and finds another toy but shoots him a look like "what's your problem??"
 
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