Fml.

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Sinister

Discussion Starter · Oct 19, 2011

I'm loosing faith in humanity.

Today, I was told I am an idiot for not having Juno's papers on hand. I was also told I need to have her spayed immediately. If I don't, she will be bred by a random dog, then she will need to be bred 6 more times to purify her.

What the hell is wrong with her?

She then said her min pin male can't breed females because "he's too short".

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monicaei

· #2 · Oct 19, 2011

Were they drunk? High? Illiterate? Foreign language speaker and perhaps not well versed in english, therefore something lost in the translation? Under the age of 8?

That's all I can come up with here...

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GingerGunlock

· #3 · Oct 19, 2011

....6 more times to purify her?

Uh?

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1996Superstar

· #4 · Oct 19, 2011

Say what? This is total nonsense, I would slap that person in the mouth!

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Cindylouwho

· #5 · Oct 19, 2011

Today... you ran in to an idiot. We are surrounded by them, ya know. I see them all the time. heh

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VZ-Doberman

· #6 · Oct 19, 2011

Wow.....all I ever got was "is that a king doberman?"

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TheStig

· #7 · Oct 19, 2011

1) The only time you carry her papers is on bowling night, which coincides with bingo night. The papers help to get the ink flowing in the daubers.

2) She can't get spayed until she raises the $ herself through community service, donations and bartering.

3) Juno is not promiscuous. If the lady was suspicious, Juno would tell her that sh*t is fictitious. Juno only blows kisses, that puts other dobes on rock, rock.

Why can't I ever get some tard to say something stupid like that to me. There are only normal people, so far, around here.

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Tater927

· #8 · Oct 19, 2011

monicaei said:
Were they drunk? High? Illiterate? Foreign language speaker and perhaps not well versed in english, therefore something lost in the translation? Under the age of 8?

That's all I can come up with here...

Lol I'm going to have to vote for high on this one. Especially because of the whole "6 more times to purify her" I once had a stoner friend (no, not me lol) that said he was going to try and smoke himself sober. Sounds like pretty much the same logic being used here...

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odiakkoh

· #9 · Oct 19, 2011

I hope its just a dog thing cause i am not having 7 kids.

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RedFawnRising

· #10 · Oct 19, 2011

Sinister said:
...She then said her min pin male can't breed females because "he's too short".

I once had a date with the same problem.

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Sherryh

· #11 · Oct 19, 2011

You are in charge of your dog ,you can be nice and smiling as you to tell them to take care of their own dog or kids!!

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Whiskey

· #12 · Oct 19, 2011

redfawnrising said:
i once had a date with the same problem.

rofl

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sandy2233

· #13 · Oct 19, 2011

RedFawnRising said:
I once had a date with the same problem.

This made me laugh out loud!

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Australdi

· #14 · Oct 19, 2011

TheStig said:
1) The only time you carry her papers is on bowling night, which coincides with bingo night. The papers help to get the ink flowing in the daubers.

2) She can't get spayed until she raises the $ herself through community service, donations and bartering.

3) Juno is not promiscuous. If the lady was suspicious, Juno would tell her that sh*t is fictitious. Juno only blows kisses, that puts other dobes on rock, rock.

Why can't I ever get some tard to say something stupid like that to me. There are only normal people, so far, around here.

well "normal" is relative ya' know.....

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Sinister

Discussion Starter · #15 · Oct 19, 2011

This lady was completely nutzo. I tried to explain what I wanted to do with [Juno] (working sport), she looked at me like I had 3 heads.

She did go on how ckc wasn't a registry and only akc dogs should be bred. How her male was, but she also went on about how aggressive he was. And that Juno would be to.

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StarlightDobe

· #16 · Oct 19, 2011

RedFawnRising said:
I once had a date with the same problem.

you made me choke on my coffee!
*note, dont drink anything when reading threads like this*

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AnonymouslyYours

· #17 · Oct 19, 2011

TheStig said:
1) The only time you carry her papers is on bowling night, which coincides with bingo night. The papers help to get the ink flowing in the daubers.

2) She can't get spayed until she raises the $ herself through community service, donations and bartering.

3) Juno is not promiscuous. If the lady was suspicious, Juno would tell her that sh*t is fictitious. Juno only blows kisses, that puts other dobes on rock, rock.

Why can't I ever get some tard to say something stupid like that to me. There are only normal people, so far, around here.

This actually made me laugh. I need to start answering morons this way. I'm definitely using #2 on the next person who tells me she should already be spayed and that there is NO REASON not to have your dog spayed at 6 months. I'm tired of calmly explaining my reasons for waiting. Any quips to answer the morons who are totally anti-crop/dock? I'm getting pretty tired of calmly explaining my stance on that one, also.

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madmony

· #18 · Oct 19, 2011

My neighbor won't fix his male dog until he's two because it will affect his eye sight. Where do these people get this stuff? No wonder her dog is aggressive, having to listen to that babble.

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PatchworkRobot

· #19 · Oct 19, 2011

Sinister said:
I was also told I need to have her spayed immediately. If I don't, she will be bred by a random dog, then she will need to be bred 6 more times to purify her.
".

You didn't know? Its like this for every animal! Even humans. Duh!

But really, wow... I've heard some stupid things but that kind of takes the cake.

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Sinister

Discussion Starter · #20 · Oct 19, 2011

I honestly cannot begin to tell you how many times people say "She got her ears clipped?! Oh poor baby!!"

Clipped? Yes. I cut her ears with scissors while she's sleeping. *rolls eyes*

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