That may be the funniest doberpic I've ever seen.My male wouldn't leave his incision alone, but the cone freaked him out in a HUGE way. So I bought two inflatable rings (made for this purpose). One size L and one size M, and stacked them on his neck. With that long dobe neck of his, he could still reach his rear with only one ring on. With two, he couldn't reach his rear at all, but could comfortably play, eat, sleep and get around. I got them at PetSmart, for about $30 each I think. Not cheap, but so much easier on him. He did, however, look like a baby's stacking rings toy!