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Thought this was too cute and too true!!

Are You A Dog Person?
• You have a kiddy wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
• You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
• The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.
• You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
• Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
• Your dog sleeps with you.
• You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but she understands.
• Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you (but not immediately afterward, of course).
• You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
• You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
• You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
• You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
• You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
• You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie.
• You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and your dog loves to go with you.
• You and the dog come down with something like flu on the same day. Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore.
• Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself.
• You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.
• You have your dog's picture on your office desk (but no one else's)
• You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.
• You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore.
• You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.
• You are the only idiot walking in the pouring rain because your dog needs her walk.
• You don't go to happy hours with co-workers any more because you need to go home and see your dog.
• Your weekend activities are planned around taking your dog for a hike (both days).
• You never completely finish a piece of food (so your dog gets a taste, too).
• You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
• You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.
 

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Ha! thats great! I can say almost all of those are me! I feel bad though because byrons pic in my wallet is a bad looking one and I always feel horrible for showing people the crappy pic! Not that they care anyway!
 

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Lexus said:
Thought this was too cute and too true!!

Are You A Dog Person?
• You have a kiddy wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
• You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
• The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.
• You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
• Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
• Your dog sleeps with you.
• You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but she understands.
• Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you (but not immediately afterward, of course).
• You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
• You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
• You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
• You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
• You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
• You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie.
• You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and your dog loves to go with you.
• You and the dog come down with something like flu on the same day. Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore.
• Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself.
• You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.
• You have your dog's picture on your office desk (but no one else's)
• You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.
• You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore.
• You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.
• You are the only idiot walking in the pouring rain because your dog needs her walk.
• You don't go to happy hours with co-workers any more because you need to go home and see your dog.
• Your weekend activities are planned around taking your dog for a hike (both days).
• You never completely finish a piece of food (so your dog gets a taste, too).
• You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
• You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.

ha ya most of those are true
 

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I have to be totally gross and say the kitty poo one is true for me! (along with others) Everytime I catch her I say now you've done it, you're NEVER kissing momma again, but the next day.....
 

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Lexus said:
I have to be totally gross and say the kitty poo one is true for me! (along with others) Everytime I catch her I say now you've done it, you're NEVER kissing momma again, but the next day.....
You wait until the next day? You are very strong, I atleast wait an hour or two. Lol.

Almost all of those are ture. I don't carry pictures of my babies in my wallet, I just carry my digital camera or my cell phone. They both have pictures of Gracie along with the cats. :D
 
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