IMO everyone should have to back read ......if not they should be fined or get a ticket or something...........yeah.....some kind of punishment......something that they really do not like............especially since some of us enjoy certain punishments..........for instance......one cannot punish John with the wood shed because he has told stories of wonderful things that can happen in that area..............and you cannot punish
Mel with the silent treatment because she would just take the opportunity to take a nap.............so each persons punishment would have to fit the individuals life style...............so lets see if we all know each other well enough to determine what they REALLY hate...............that might be a fun game..............
, I'll start. (took the bait, right?)
Here's my List of CT "Punishments" (Some are multi-tiered):
A. Get up at 0400 hrs. MT with LaDi every morning on CT.
B. Make SP defacto CT Mod with all powers which that entails... Bug-
A. Limit posts to one paragraph.
B. Require each post to contain (1) huge uploaded video.
C. Prohibit use of term "Luddite" and "Hun".
D. Admit her future dog will be either a Chihuahua or Pomeranian Lannie-
A. Limit posts to Twitter standard of 280 characters.
B. Prohibit mention of any farm animals or chores. LaDi-
A. Limit ellipses in posts to one set of (3) "..."
B. Disable key repeat feature on all her keyboards & devices.
C. Require 2-way conversations be with actual other persons online. SD
- A. Require all posts to be book & foodie talk
B. Prohibit humor, sarcasm, GIF's & parody.
C. Require positive-only posts pertaining to SP & LaDi MC-
A. Prohibit mention of cold weather, ice or snow.
B. Filter access to posts containing food descriptions or pictures. B67-
A. Restrict subjects of posts to anything other than home reno & cars.
B. Require all posts to be in black text only.
C. Prohibit referring to self in the 3rd person perspective.
D. Admit to responsibility for all freezing cold weather in US lower 48 states. ECIN-
A. Submit all posts thru Mel for Spell check approval
B. Restrict post subjects to anything other than farm talk. AJ-
A. Prohibit comments about great weather in FL
B. Prohibit use of Spanish on CT. Radar-
Prohibit posting of any cute Radar + Nolan pictures Moe
- A. Prohibit CT access or posting before 0900 hrs.
B. No book or movie talk allowed 4x4-
A. Don't go to the WS for any reason.
B. Require NLT (5) emojis be used in every post. SP-
A. Go to the WS for any reason.
B. Invite her neighbors with their DD's over for a get together.
C. Restrict talk of her employment to positive-only comments.
D. Prohibit music link posts
E. Prohibit use of terms "JD" or "tractor" or John Deere" or "GMC"
F. Admit to being a secret Ford fan for years.
How'd I do? I hope I didn't forget anyone?.....