As someone with a hearing problem,
It has crossed my mind that farts smell primarily for the benefit
of informing the hearing impaired.
Hard work pays off over time, whereas laziness pays off immediately.
Procrastination is really a good thing.
You will always have something to do tomorrow,
with the bonus of nothing to do today.
Why is there an expiry date on sour cream ?
After a round of golf, I used to replay the good shots I hit in my head.
Nowadays, all I think about are the bad ones after. What gives?
"Cleavage is like the sun.
You can only stare at it for a second,
unless you're wearing sunglasses."...