The Girls Outside! - Page 57 - Doberman Forum : Doberman Breed Dog Forums
Non Doberman Animal Talk Horses, cats, birds, snakes etc... talk about your other pets and animals here.

 28387Likes
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1401 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 02:33 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
I don't think 4X4 is coming back. We might have chased him off with the emojis!
STJ will return / he just suffering a "sheepish nightmare"...
- probably taking a few days R&R, to detox some...
StrykersPerson likes this.

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-08-2017 at 02:40 PM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Beaumont67 For This Useful Post:
melbrod (08-08-2017), StrykersPerson (08-08-2017)
Advertisement
 
post #1402 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 07:16 PM
Eschew Prolixity
 
melbrod's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 22,603
Location: Colorado
Dogs Name: Ori AKA Harold DogDog (Hairy Dog), RIP Caesar, Katana, Kip, Capri
Titles: DogDog Mouthe Extraordinaire; Kip Mr. Behavior; Capri Mis-Behavior
Dogs Age: DogDog 2 yrs?; RIP Kip 11 yrs; Capri 7 yrs; Katana 9 yrs; Caesar 13 yrs
Gallery Pics: 6
Visit melbrod's Gallery
Thanks: 69,908
Thanked 58,962 Times in 18,397 Posts
Images: 6
                     
Click here to find out how melbrod became a supporter
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
Let it REST now SP / don't beat a dead horse...I doubt anybody was ever really offended.
BUT this thread pretty relaxed already, the way we like it.
- but we can help each other, that's all ... Moderator don't need to be put in an awkward spot
Hey, I did put the LOL in there.

I actually thought the comment was clever...a bit risque ....but.....

Besides, I doubt that anyone who has bothered to wade through this thread is really capable of being shocked anymore.
melbrod is offline  
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to melbrod For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-08-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-08-2017)
post #1403 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 08:21 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by melbrod View Post
Hey, I did put the LOL in there.

I actually thought the comment was clever...a bit risque ....but.....

Besides, I doubt that anyone who has bothered to wade through this thread is really capable of being shocked anymore.
thanks MEL...

SP - quit hiding/sulking-feeling sorry 4yourself & get your little BUTT back here...
StrykersPerson likes this.

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-08-2017 at 08:31 PM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Beaumont67 For This Useful Post:
melbrod (08-08-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-08-2017)
Advertisement
 
post #1404 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 09:16 PM Thread Starter
Alpha
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 9,485
Location: Guthrie, OK
Dogs Name: Axel
Titles: He holds my heart
Dogs Age: 14 deceased
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit StrykersPerson's Gallery
Thanks: 14,431
Thanked 23,087 Times in 8,012 Posts
                     
Send a message via Yahoo to StrykersPerson
I need you all tonight. I had a mind numbing day at work today.

I need some fun people, right now.

My mind is mush. Nothing but, problems every single phone call. It seems like when it's your day, YOU get all the crappy calls and everyone else is having fun with their customers.

Bring on the risque comments.

I'm here, ever so sluggishly.

When does the full moon craziness stop, Mel? You are the expert!
StrykersPerson is offline  
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to StrykersPerson For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-08-2017), melbrod (08-08-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017)
post #1405 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 09:31 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
I need you all tonight.
I had a mind numbing day at work today.

I need some fun people, right now.

Bring on the risque comments.
SP - I just mentioned you had a little BUTT, in post #1403.
- does that count, as risque...does that cheer you up some?

RE...I need you all tonight.
I had a mind numbing day at work today.
^^
StrykersPerson likes this.

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-08-2017 at 09:43 PM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Beaumont67 For This Useful Post:
melbrod (08-08-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-08-2017)
post #1406 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 10:02 PM Thread Starter
Alpha
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 9,485
Location: Guthrie, OK
Dogs Name: Axel
Titles: He holds my heart
Dogs Age: 14 deceased
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit StrykersPerson's Gallery
Thanks: 14,431
Thanked 23,087 Times in 8,012 Posts
                     
Send a message via Yahoo to StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by puptalk View Post
It's only about 9 p.m. in CA., but, I'm calling it a night. Night.
So, that would be 7 p.m. here.

You are a lightweight!

puptalk likes this.
StrykersPerson is offline  
The Following User Says Thank You to StrykersPerson For This Useful Post:
puptalk (08-09-2017)
post #1407 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 10:14 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by puptalk View Post
It's only about 9 p.m. in CA., but, I'm calling it a night. Night.
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
So, that would be 7 p.m. here.

You are a lightweight!

Beau. not taking a backseat, behind nobodies time zone / be 12 midnight here, in Ontario.
- highly recommend a cat nap, during the day...wouldn't need to turn in so early...haha
- I don't need my beauty sleep, handsome already
StrykersPerson and puptalk like this.

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-08-2017 at 10:21 PM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Beaumont67 For This Useful Post:
puptalk (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-08-2017)
post #1408 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 10:17 PM Thread Starter
Alpha
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 9,485
Location: Guthrie, OK
Dogs Name: Axel
Titles: He holds my heart
Dogs Age: 14 deceased
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit StrykersPerson's Gallery
Thanks: 14,431
Thanked 23,087 Times in 8,012 Posts
                     
Send a message via Yahoo to StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
SP - I just mentioned you had a little BUTT, in post #1403.
- does that count, as risque...does that cheer you up some?

RE...I need you all tonight.
I had a mind numbing day at work today.
^^
Yup!

If you only knew what the risque answer would be.

And, it's innocent!



And, there is still a barn kitten coming in the house. For just long enough to learn this is home and be home to kill rodents.

The Mister will be a grump for a few days.

He says he hates cats.

I don't believe him.

StrykersPerson is offline  
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to StrykersPerson For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-08-2017), melbrod (08-09-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017)
post #1409 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 10:22 PM Thread Starter
Alpha
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 9,485
Location: Guthrie, OK
Dogs Name: Axel
Titles: He holds my heart
Dogs Age: 14 deceased
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit StrykersPerson's Gallery
Thanks: 14,431
Thanked 23,087 Times in 8,012 Posts
                     
Send a message via Yahoo to StrykersPerson
puptalk and I are "Spring Chickens". We are not retired yet!

Bragger!
StrykersPerson is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to StrykersPerson For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-08-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017)
post #1410 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 10:35 PM Thread Starter
Alpha
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 9,485
Location: Guthrie, OK
Dogs Name: Axel
Titles: He holds my heart
Dogs Age: 14 deceased
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit StrykersPerson's Gallery
Thanks: 14,431
Thanked 23,087 Times in 8,012 Posts
                     
Send a message via Yahoo to StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
Beau. not taking a backseat, behind nobodies time zone / be 12 midnight here, in Ontario.
- highly recommend a cat nap, during the day...wouldn't need to turn in so early...haha
- I don't need my beauty sleep, handsome already
What day, though? Yesterday or tomorrow?

StrykersPerson is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to StrykersPerson For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-08-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017)
post #1411 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 10:54 PM Thread Starter
Alpha
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 9,485
Location: Guthrie, OK
Dogs Name: Axel
Titles: He holds my heart
Dogs Age: 14 deceased
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit StrykersPerson's Gallery
Thanks: 14,431
Thanked 23,087 Times in 8,012 Posts
                     
Send a message via Yahoo to StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
Beau. not taking a backseat, behind nobodies time zone / be 12 midnight here, in Ontario.
- highly recommend a cat nap, during the day...wouldn't need to turn in so early...haha
- I don't need my beauty sleep, handsome already
I thought you old farts went to bed at 7.

I'm confused.
puptalk likes this.
StrykersPerson is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to StrykersPerson For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-08-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017)
post #1412 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 11:19 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
I thought you old farts went to bed at 7.

I'm confused.

^^ Really !!

I'd have to have a good reason, to hit the hay at 7:00 pm...wink.

Always been a night owl, when teenage son played men's pool tournaments,:
- some nights he'd win a $$ tournament, that was over at 2-3:30 am...on a week night
- still managed to crawl out of bed, quick shower & still make work, for 8:00 am sharp
StrykersPerson likes this.

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-08-2017 at 11:22 PM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Beaumont67 For This Useful Post:
puptalk (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-10-2017)
post #1413 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 11:25 PM Thread Starter
Alpha
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 9,485
Location: Guthrie, OK
Dogs Name: Axel
Titles: He holds my heart
Dogs Age: 14 deceased
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit StrykersPerson's Gallery
Thanks: 14,431
Thanked 23,087 Times in 8,012 Posts
                     
Send a message via Yahoo to StrykersPerson
It's past 10 in OK.

This lightweight is going to bed!

I didn't say I was old, just tired.

Night, All!

puptalk likes this.
StrykersPerson is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to StrykersPerson For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-08-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017)
post #1414 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-08-2017, 11:28 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
It's past 10 in OK.

This lightweight is going to bed!

I didn't say I was old, just tired.

Night, All!

To SP - "night night, don't let the bed bugs bite".
- our saying, as kids on the farm...said it every night, to mom & dad...11:30 here
StrykersPerson and puptalk like this.

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-08-2017 at 11:30 PM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Beaumont67 For This Useful Post:
puptalk (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-10-2017)
post #1415 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 07:50 PM
Alpha
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 220
Dogs Name: Olie
Dogs Age: 6 months- 2 month in her new home with us.
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit puptalk's Gallery
Thanks: 436
Thanked 211 Times in 131 Posts
               
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
So, that would be 7 p.m. here.

You are a lightweight!

Catching up! Looks like I missed a lot! Bruised my ribs- and I couldn't risk the inhale after laughing at the posts so I didn't even look! Doing well enough to lift my head and reach today, so I'm up to the task! Back on KP duty, but I got out of the rest of my chores! (Who would think head movement would bother ribs or inhaling?)
puptalk is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to puptalk For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-09-2017), melbrod (08-09-2017)
post #1416 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 08:16 PM
Alpha
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 220
Dogs Name: Olie
Dogs Age: 6 months- 2 month in her new home with us.
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit puptalk's Gallery
Thanks: 436
Thanked 211 Times in 131 Posts
               
SP, when you are 2 hours ahead of California, that means the sun sets in Oklahoma first. Say again? Huh, what?

( Confession: I really am a lightweight.)
StrykersPerson likes this.

Last edited by puptalk; 08-09-2017 at 08:36 PM.
puptalk is offline  
The Following User Says Thank You to puptalk For This Useful Post:
StrykersPerson (08-10-2017)
post #1417 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 08:23 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by puptalk View Post
Catching up! Looks like I missed a lot! Bruised my ribs - and I couldn't risk the inhale after laughing at the posts so I didn't even look! Doing well enough to lift my head and reach today, so I'm up to the task! Back on KP duty, but I got out of the rest of my chores! (Who would think head movement would bother ribs or inhaling?)
PT - hope you didn't bruise your ribs, laughing too hard at the latest post comments & chain of events.

I cracked a rib once, took 5 months to heal...sleeping was uncomfortable., hurt to turn.
- a year later, hurt my rib cage again (same spot)
- just sitting down, in wife's Nissan Maxima
StrykersPerson likes this.

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-09-2017 at 08:25 PM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Beaumont67 For This Useful Post:
puptalk (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-10-2017)
post #1418 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 09:03 PM
Alpha
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 220
Dogs Name: Olie
Dogs Age: 6 months- 2 month in her new home with us.
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit puptalk's Gallery
Thanks: 436
Thanked 211 Times in 131 Posts
               
I can't imagine cracking it! This is painful enough! I'm counting on that it's not cracked because I can inhale more and go aheh aheh when I have to cough today. 5 months! It gives me a whole new experience-based critism of movies that show the hero's quick recovery to cracked ribs! I have 4 now. Here's 3 others that I always pooh-pooh:

1.Being able to use a tool that takes brute strength when there is no oxygen in SYFY movies.

2. Being able to get right up after you've fallen flat on your back from a height, because it's difficult to reinflate your lungs, quickly.

3. Being blown backward from being shot, when you just drop to your knees and fall back on your legs.

Oh and one more , so I guess I have 5 now:

4. Girls being able to win a physical fight against a man because of her skill. Hah! The only way is the element of surprise and a weapon. Something big like a gun for keeping a distance or something disabling like a cast iron frying pan from behind! The movies hype is rediculous! Guys can take a girls best martial arts effort and pulverize her with one good punch!

5. Doing anything strenuous with broken or cracked ribs!

I still love the action films though!
StrykersPerson likes this.
puptalk is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to puptalk For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-10-2017)
post #1419 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 09:14 PM
Eschew Prolixity
 
melbrod's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 22,603
Location: Colorado
Dogs Name: Ori AKA Harold DogDog (Hairy Dog), RIP Caesar, Katana, Kip, Capri
Titles: DogDog Mouthe Extraordinaire; Kip Mr. Behavior; Capri Mis-Behavior
Dogs Age: DogDog 2 yrs?; RIP Kip 11 yrs; Capri 7 yrs; Katana 9 yrs; Caesar 13 yrs
Gallery Pics: 6
Visit melbrod's Gallery
Thanks: 69,908
Thanked 58,962 Times in 18,397 Posts
Images: 6
                     
Click here to find out how melbrod became a supporter
And how come every person who is a pilot in a sci-fi movie can jump into any kind of vehicle, start it, fly it, arm it, shoot..no matter where the thing was made.

Ok, sometimes they “almost” crash---but no, it’s always the guy chasing them, presumably in aircraft that they are familiar with and that they have lots of experience flying, who goes up into flame.

Driving stick shift when all you’ve ever driven is an automatic transmission is difficult enough......
StrykersPerson likes this.
melbrod is offline  
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to melbrod For This Useful Post:
Beaumont67 (08-09-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-10-2017)
post #1420 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 09:23 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Added finishing touches to side of house / once all grass, weeds & little sap trees (against foundation).

Went to dentist today and was too hot, so Kelly had to stay "home-alone".
- 2.5 hours later, Dad unlocks front door & greeted to a happy face
- took her 15 minutes, to settle down
^^ I might have to disappear, more often...HeHe...canine makeup affection, was good.
StrykersPerson and puptalk like this.

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-14-2017 at 11:13 PM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Beaumont67 For This Useful Post:
puptalk (08-10-2017), StrykersPerson (08-10-2017)
post #1421 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 09:35 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Wife in 1978 learned to drive a stick shift, once around the block....had it mastered.
- in a Nissan 210, that I restored the rusty body on & painted, in farm garage...6 month project car.
- but she and I drove Honda 100cc dirt bikes, in motorcycle driver ed
- so clutch operation & gear shift, wasn't a foreign concept
- drove the $50 Nissan for 3 years, and sold it after College for $500

When your rib is cracked, laughing hurts.
- getting off couch, out of chair, turning in your sleep and can't hoist yourself out of bed
- I learned to lift my right leg and raise it high / drop leg fast and pendulum raises the upper body
- 20 years later, still pump my leg...to get up, removes a lot of upper body stress

SP - you need a rifle equipped John Deere...when you cut grass.
StrykersPerson and puptalk like this.

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-12-2017 at 12:59 AM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Beaumont67 For This Useful Post:
melbrod (08-10-2017), puptalk (08-09-2017), StrykersPerson (08-10-2017)
post #1422 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 09:41 PM
Alpha
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 220
Dogs Name: Olie
Dogs Age: 6 months- 2 month in her new home with us.
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit puptalk's Gallery
Thanks: 436
Thanked 211 Times in 131 Posts
               
Quote:
Originally Posted by melbrod View Post
And how come every person who is a pilot in a sci-fi movie can jump into any kind of vehicle, start it, fly it, arm it, shoot..no matter where the thing was made.

Ok, sometimes they “almost” crash---but no, it’s always the guy chasing them, presumably in aircraft that they are familiar with and that they have lots of experience flying, who goes up into flame.

Driving stick shift when all you’ve ever driven is an automatic transmission is difficult enough......
That made me laugh.
Yeah- stickshifts! How about the automatic transmission driver that jumps in to drive a bus or 18 wheeler? How many gear changes do they have? 18?

Having been in Family Bakery biz, it always cracks me up when they show bakers carrying a fully stacked and finished Wedding cake. NEVER happen!
StrykersPerson likes this.
puptalk is offline  
The Following User Says Thank You to puptalk For This Useful Post:
melbrod (08-10-2017)
post #1423 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 09:54 PM
Alpha
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 220
Dogs Name: Olie
Dogs Age: 6 months- 2 month in her new home with us.
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit puptalk's Gallery
Thanks: 436
Thanked 211 Times in 131 Posts
               
Melrod, why is your dobe dressed up like a sheep? Is it her jammies?
StrykersPerson likes this.
puptalk is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to puptalk For This Useful Post:
melbrod (08-10-2017), StrykersPerson (08-10-2017)
post #1424 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 10:00 PM
Alpha
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 220
Dogs Name: Olie
Dogs Age: 6 months- 2 month in her new home with us.
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit puptalk's Gallery
Thanks: 436
Thanked 211 Times in 131 Posts
               
Imperial K-9 post reminded me that I tried to look up the scandal on Ch. Marienburg's Sun Hawk being stolen and a $15,000.00 ransome being paid. Anybody remember who went to jail on that one? Or any details? I have a personal interest.
puptalk is offline  
post #1425 of 27874 (permalink) Old 08-09-2017, 10:27 PM
Alpha
 
Beaumont67's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 11,225
Location: St. Thomas, Ontario
Dogs Name: Kelly
Titles: CD Obedience & Therapy
Dogs Age: puppy
Gallery Pics: 0
Visit Beaumont67's Gallery
Thanks: 57,217
Thanked 24,674 Times in 9,224 Posts
                     
Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic?


Donation

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the Taxation Department. Can you help us?'

'I'll try!'

'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will!'


Dinner

Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'


Priest's Retirement Speech

You don't need to be Catholic and go to Confession to appreciate
this story. Make sure you “Live by the last line!!!”

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 40 years
in the parish. A leading local figure and member of the congregation was chosen
to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession
I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place."

"The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had
stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able
to lie his way out of it."

"He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his
employer; had an affair with his boss's wife; had sex with his boss's
17-year old daughter on numerous occasions; taken illegal drugs; had
several homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public
nudity and gave aN STD (sexual transmitted disease) to his
sister-in-law."

"I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But
as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that
and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving
people."

Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full
of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the
presentation and gave his talk:

"I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived", said
the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to
go to him for confession."

Moral: Never, Never, Never Be Late


THE 100 MPH GOAT

Two West Virginia rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground, which they approached and could not believe how big it was.

The first hunter said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter said, "Let's throw something down there, listen, and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter said, "Hey, there's an old automobile gear box over there. Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

So they picked up the gear box, carried it over to the hole, counted one-two-three, and heaved it in.

They were standing there looking over the edge of the hole and listening when they heard a rustling behind them. As they turned around, they saw a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole, and, without hesitation, jump in head first.

While they were standing there staring at each other in amazement, they peered into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about.

Just then an old farmer sauntered up. "Say there," said the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter said, "Funny you should ask. We were just standing here a minute ago, and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped head first into this here hole!"

The old farmer says, "Nah, that's not possible, I had my goat chained to a rusty old gear box over there."

PS. Don't feel bad if you didn't see it coming. Neither did the goat!

------------Kelly & (Amy - RIP @ 11.7 y/o)

Last edited by Beaumont67; 08-09-2017 at 10:41 PM.
Beaumont67 is online now  
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Doberman Forum : Doberman Breed Dog Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome