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Went to a family B-Day party last weekend, for the 50 y/o BIL.
- his adult kids FB posted 25 photos, mostly of their selfies & bum poses...
- a young generation, that can't hold a 1 minute conversation...glad not my kids

I spent the whole afternoon, chatting with my twin bro and one other interesting senior guy...still had a good time.
- not interested in the mindless staring into a cell phone...over & over again

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1. Too many selfies.

2. Trolling people.

3. Body shaming.

4. Cryptic, attention-seeking status updates followed up with 'I don't want to talk about it' or 'I'll DM you' when someone asks if they're ok.

5. Liking your own profile picture.

6. Inviting people to play games like Candy Crush, Farmville etc.

7. Ranting about politics.

8. Revealing TV show spoilers.

9. Selling Mid-Level-Marketing products like juice or make-up.

10. When people "check in” to hospitals without specifying why.

11. Posting endless pictures of kids.

12. Overly loving couples constantly talking to each other on social media.

13. Posting pictures of food.

14. Gym selfies or updates about being at the gym.

15. Simply updating too often.

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20. Re-posting old memories that nobody else would be interested in.

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22. Using hashtags on Facebook.

23. People who steal jokes and write them as if they came up with them on their own.

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25. Sub-tweeting.
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Kids.... I think its time to get a life. i am heading out to illegally plant my aunt's ashes in our illegal grave yard (Hebgen Lake West Yellowstone MT) . Hopefully I will hook up with Cressrb (Bonnie) in Squirrel ID for a bit. Leaving on Tuesday and although I have WiFi, I am really going to try to just space out! Love you all .

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OH....I cheated and looked up the answer. Should have been easy.....anyway I won’t share it here. Won’t even give a hint.
...I had you pegged MEL, to ace the Test (that I failed on)...big disappointment, looked answer up.
- you proved me wrong / just needed that instant gratification...hehe

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I think we should each make a post that is ENTIRELY simileys--see if we can communicate that way. With the extra benefit of driving 4x4 crazy.
I like that idea!
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Will do... She's way older than you, me or Larry! I really hope we can hook up. My place is about 60 miles north. That whole area both south and north of the Targee Pass is gorgeous

BTW.... Denny is just a spring chicken. (dinner). Have not a clue about NB...

STJ!
Thank you!

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You old fart, you.



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Went to a family B-Day party last weekend, for the 50 y/o BIL.
- his adult kids FB posted 25 photos, mostly of their selfies & bum poses...
- a young generation, that can't hold a 1 minute conversation...glad not my kids

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- not interested in the mindless staring into a cell phone...over & over again

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1. Too many selfies.

2. Trolling people.

3. Body shaming.

4. Cryptic, attention-seeking status updates followed up with 'I don't want to talk about it' or 'I'll DM you' when someone asks if they're ok.

5. Liking your own profile picture.

6. Inviting people to play games like Candy Crush, Farmville etc.

7. Ranting about politics.

8. Revealing TV show spoilers.

9. Selling Mid-Level-Marketing products like juice or make-up.

10. When people "check inĒ to hospitals without specifying why.

11. Posting endless pictures of kids.

12. Overly loving couples constantly talking to each other on social media.

13. Posting pictures of food.

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23. People who steal jokes and write them as if they came up with them on their own.

24. Using hashtags that nobody else would possibly use, that are incredibly specific to what that person is doing at that moment.

25. Sub-tweeting.
Don't you think that some of that applies to this thread?

Just asking.

I hate Facebook, however.
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#7 Ranting about Politics

Who needs social media for that?
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I forgot to add a smiley, BJ. I apolgize, BJ. We know how much you love them, BJ.

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I will own #6, The Brod.

Come to my house and we will play a real game! Cards, dice and Boppit, come to mind.
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Don't you think that some of that applies to this thread?

Just asking.

I hate Facebook, however.
I joined FB a month ago / held off joining, for a long-long time.
- but I don't post on my home page
- watch a lot of nice animal videos
- see Ronnie O'Sullivan the snooker master, out of England
- get some political News feeds
- and to view our sons business accomplishments & posts

This thread is different - about a half dozen friends, sharing a few good laugh daily.
- not hurting anyone, and 1000's of outsiders aren't going to witness our silly-ness
- and what might sound like bullying, never really is...sometimes any attention, is better than none (LOL)
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#7 Ranting about Politics

Who needs social media for that?
That's why we got DT and separate compartments to complain in!

LOL
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I joined FB a month ago / held off joining, for a long-long time.
- but I don't post on my home page
- watch a lot of nice animal videos
- see Ronnie O'Sullivan the snooker master, out of England
- and get some political News feeds
- and to view our sons business posts

This thread is different - about a half dozen friends, sharing a few good laugh daily.
- not hurting anyone, and 1000's of outsiders aren't going to witness our silly-ness

That was very well said Beau!

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That was very well said Beau!

THKS SP ^^ My joke at work was: "I'm smarter than I look"......while I'm confident about my looks.
- still a funny one liner

One of my nemesis once said, "Larry is lazy"...talking crap at lunch time.
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- "Larry's probably the smartest guy, working here"...and the jerk, shut up (hehe)

Which bring me back to:
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Wait til BJ gets back and catches up!

We will need a lawn chair, beer drinker, smiley for the responses, so we can laugh our asses off while we are sitting in our computer chairs, harrassing STJ.

This is fun! I harrass my Hawaii salesmen and they give me crap back!

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Fine! No smart remark from The Brod.

Fine, I will just go mow then.
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THKS SP ^^ My joke at work was: "I'm smarter than I look"......while I'm confident about my looks.
- still a funny one liner

One of my nemesis once said, "Larry is lazy"...talking crap at lunch time.
A coop student Eng. & dear friend of mine, told the A-Hole (he also didn't respect him):
- "Larry's probably the smartest guy, working here"...and the jerk, shut up (hehe)

Which bring me back to:
- "I'm smarter than I look"
Iím smarter than I write. But not smart enough to realize when Iím being stupid.
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SP--Iíve been gone researching vWD. And now I have to cook.

And why are you poking fun at Bop-It? It is a serious game which requires all the attention you can give in order to be successful at it. (You must admit that that part is true.) Nothing like games on your phone. For one thing, it makes so much noise you canít play it at work while you pretend to be productive.
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Oh Yeah! Love JD thereapy. Just came back from sniffing grass and gas!

Mowed the crap out of hiding spots for coyotes.

Triple coyote dare them!

Bring it!

I don't have a Dominic or a gun.

How the H E double hockey sticks am I to solve this issue!

Oh! The drama!
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FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don't give a **** what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ******* ROOSTER. He's the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30. He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he'll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows. It's like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls. He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running... around your yard... while you're trying to get away from him. He no longer goes after me as he is also an instructor of interpretive dance. Or at least that's what I imagine it looked like as I went after him flapping my arms, jumping up and down, kicking at him, yelling and screaming, and swinging a mop in his direction. So, if you're looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE! But you're coming out to catch this *******, I want to see your first interpretive dance lesson.




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SP--Iíve been gone researching vWD. And now I have to cook.

And why are you poking fun at Bop-It? It is a serious game which requires all the attention you can give in order to be successful at it. (You must admit that that part is true.) Nothing like games on your phone. For one thing, it makes so much noise you canít play it at work while you pretend to be productive.
I get it!

I LOVE Bobbipit! Wasnt poking fun. I am sad that I need a new one.

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FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don't give a **** what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ******* ROOSTER. He's the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30. He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he'll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows. It's like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls. He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running... around your yard... while you're trying to get away from him. He no longer goes after me as he is also an instructor of interpretive dance. Or at least that's what I imagine it looked like as I went after him flapping my arms, jumping up and down, kicking at him, yelling and screaming, and swinging a mop in his direction. So, if you're looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE! But you're coming out to catch this *******, I want to see your first interpretive dance lesson.




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That is a mighty fine looking rooster!

He probably lays white eggs, though.

Did the BJ (BAD John) pay you to babysit me, GJ ( GOOD John)?

It's okay to talk about him now. He's in Wisconsin, or something.

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I will take that rooster.

I need to start my day at 5:30. And, I need a coyote kicker asser. Rocky is a Rookie!
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