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**ECIN** · 12-04-2017, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post

STJ - you a funny bugger / no early onset of senile dementia here.
- you "read me like a book"...in your opening / well done

Beau is a "brain injury survivor" ... hit by a car at 70 mph, 2 days before my 17th Xmas.

Good News - doctors told my parents / "Larry has a 50% chance of living"
Bad News - "and if he lives, he will be a vegetable"
- but I had an enormous will to live / 3 weeks later, out of hospital, with severe memory loss
- took me 5 minutes to memorize one sentience of conversation
- also had to learn how to spell and basic math
- TwinB67 tutored me 4.5 hours a night doing homework, for 2 years straight
- GF/Wife helped me read my assignments, fixed spelling, grammar, etc...and tested my comprehension
- one College Teacher took an interest in helping me remember / after asking me directly, "whats holding you back Larry, your smarter than your marks"?

A 10 year journey of self improvement-rehabilitation / and I graduated night school university (4 year mini MBA program with honors) and became a problem solving genius, in a Fortune 500 company....thinking outside the box.
- my IQ is probably 25% more now...than prior to accident

I have a paper back book (therapy dog) that was signed by a dog loving Vet from BC, that I opened up to once.
... she signed my book: "your accident was no accident"...so true, "looking back, more like a gift"

With damaged good for 10 years, I became a different husband, father and I son soon flourished with the new me...mentoring him was fun.
- I stopped being shy, replaced by confident instead
- adapted a unique sense of humor, that my old self was deprived of

I LOVE my friends here, Joking around and sharing my Non-Focused thoughts.
- I can be so casual & free in expression, that I find it most rewarding
- you guys will always reside in my Heart

WOW ! What a story ! Also one with a happy ending !!! ---

67 - I do have a question if it's ok -- But how the heck did you get hit in the first place ???

Still shaken my head here ! Man - Lots of love and work from your family !

I would not have been as lucky as you - I had no brothers - just sisters ! And they would have told me I needed to play with dolls !

... Ken

**ECIN** · 12-04-2017, 01:14 PM

That hurts SP - Like pulling out my finger nails with a pair of plyers !

I try so hard to be nice to yeah and this is what I get ???? You just wait girlie ! one day Mel won't be on here to save yeah and we all will be pulling your pony tails ! LOL

**melbrod** · 12-04-2017, 01:17 PM

Heard a weather report on the radio today....”And it’s going to be very cold tonight, with temperatures all the way down to the double digits.” ?????

**StrykersPerson** · 12-04-2017, 01:20 PM

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Wrong person to ask here. I still use a flip phone, but it is for emergencies only. It lives in my car and waits for flat tires or other assorted disasters.

Mel, I can't help you with a new phone... I still haven't figured mine out! And, I still haven't figured out all the things my truck is capable of.

Speaking of vehicles, I CAN help you with that! Don't forget if you buy one from Hertz, I can get you a discount... You really need a newer ride, Mel.

**StrykersPerson** · 12-04-2017, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by melbrod View Post

Heard a weather report on the radio today....”And it’s going to be very cold tonight, with temperatures all the way down to the double digits.” ?????

It was a hard thing to do, pushing the like and thank buttons.

That don't sound fun to me!

Yuck!

**melbrod** · 12-04-2017, 01:31 PM

“Double” digits. Temperature digits are doubled all of the way up to 99 degrees. Not exactly cold at all.

**StrykersPerson** · 12-04-2017, 01:47 PM

Now that... I can I can honestly like and thank!

I thought you were talking about the dreaded other direction. Whew!

See I don't stalk people, whoever accused me of that!

I am having my own problems with the wind messing my antenna up (that's on top of the house). I only have 3 channels I like, instead of 5. Hate to say it, but, I guess I'm a redneck.

I tried to scrounge up some worms for supper, but the chickens got there first...

LOL

**Beaumont67** · 12-04-2017, 02:11 PM

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..........

Undies - the best:
https://www.duluthtrading.com/store/...cessor=content
MEN'S BUCK NAKED PERFORMANCE BOXERS
- they also wick sweat far more efficiently than any cotton skivvies out there to keep you drier
- plus they're treated to fight odor

^^ The CHICKEN MARTIX Thread, is now recommending under-ware folks...stay focused Beau....

SP - stop thinking of the Beau, at your work place / and the color of B67's under garment briefs...(??)...might be.
- but I still like the way you think...

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See I don't stalk people, whoever accused me of that!

LOL

^^ Re my Twin Bro / it was B67 accusing...(LOL)...please except my sincere apology / I was wrong, for once.

**StrykersPerson** · 12-04-2017, 02:13 PM

I REALLY only have 3 channels on the TV today!

Oh the drama!

Everything else I said, may or may not be true!

**StrykersPerson** · 12-04-2017, 02:25 PM

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SP - stop thinking of the Beau, at your work place / and the color of B67's under garment briefs...(??).
- but I still like the way you think...

^^ Re my Twin Bro / it was B67 accusing...(LOL)...please except my sincere apology / I was wrong, for once.

Just ONCE?

**melbrod** · 12-04-2017, 03:53 PM

B67--sweaty stinky underwear....that’s worse than my licking ferret post.

I think we need to rein back on this discussion..just to stop any further degeneration of this thread. (Yes, it could go lower. But let’s not.)

**dobebug** · 12-04-2017, 04:02 PM

Where's STJ? (known to me as John) Isn't he home from the cardiologist yet (with McCoy--vet cardiologist--not people cardiologist)

The Toad's visit to the cardiologist yesterday was a success--he's 12 and still alive (but I knew that--I can tell because he eats like there was no tomorrow). Holter had a few single VPC's and a few supraventricular beats--but nothing significantly different than the last one in June. Echo had no real significant changes either. He's doing fine for a geriatric dogger.

One of his four year old daughters was there too--her cardio readings were great.

Good day for the Dobermans all the way around.

It stopped raining--sun came out this morning but the temperature dropped into the 30's last night and sun or no sun I have no interest in going out to do some stuff in the yard--my preferred temperature range now is down to about 2 degrees either side of 74 degrees.

(Means it's practically always either too hot or too cold for my taste.)

It was bad enough when I only thought of this as the Chicken thread but now...NOW not only is it the CHICKEN MATRIX but the sub-thread is "Beau's britches".

**StrykersPerson** · 12-04-2017, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by melbrod View Post

B67--sweaty stinky underwear....that’s worse than my licking ferret post.

I think we need to rein back on this discussion..just to stop any further degeneration of this thread. (Yes, it could go lower. But let’s not.)

Beau is stinky, isn't he?!

My horse smells much better than him!

**4x4bike ped** · 12-04-2017, 05:26 PM

@ bug

Just got home. Man, McCoy was great. everyone loved him there. Since McCoy often wears a jacket or vest, He doesn't care at all about the Holter vest. I watched while the echo was being done. Looked great.

Damn! he's up to 85 lb. Way more than I like, but the doc said he was carrying it well.

And yes... It is a beautiful afternoon!

John

**dobebug** · 12-04-2017, 05:44 PM

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@ bug

Just got home. Man, McCoy was great. everyone loved him there. Since McCoy often wears a jacket or vest, He doesn't care at all about the Holter vest. I watched while the echo was being done. Looked great.

Damn! he's up to 85 lb. Way more than I like, but the doc said he was carrying it well.

And yes... It is a beautiful afternoon!

John

None of my dogs have ever thought the Holter vest was any sort of a big deal (but I have friends who have practically had to tie a Holtered dog to their thumb to make sure the dog didn't eat the vest, the leads or the recorder--they've had all of the above happen--they finally bought a Holter set up recently since they are presently Holtering a geriatric bitch, an older dog--twice a year and another younger bitch, once a year).

Dr Wood's techs and helpers see a lot of Dobermans--they think Dobes are the greatest.

85 pounds? Well, that's what Toad weighs--as did his litter brother Ean. For the record, my Dobes have all tended to weigh a little more during the winter--they all lose weight just as the weather turns colder in the fall because I forget to raise the amount of food they get and my house is always cold--then I realize they are looking thin and up the amount of food but let them get a couple of pounds heavier than they are during the spring and summer.

Listen John (sometimes known as STJ) it may be a beautiful afternoon looking at it from the inside but I assure you--it's too damned cold!!!!

Congratulations McCoy--may this only be the first of many years of Holters and echoes.

**Beaumont67** · 12-04-2017, 05:59 PM

Lavender pillows advertised on TV - "buy one / get one free", at Sleep Country.
- can even buy a spray bottle of scented Lavender, for pillows - to get a better nights sleep

^^ I don't have any problem sleeping, at night / its getting up in the morning, that's the problem...

I don't want any scents, in my pillow / not gonna smell Lavender, all night...up my nose.
- maybe I should lay my head, on a rolled-up horse blanket instead...

...likely smell about the same

**melbrod** · 12-04-2017, 07:51 PM

I hate lavender; I hate floral scented soaps and shampoos; I hate air fresheners with any kind of scent.....I can’t even walk down the laundry or soap aisles in the grocery store without holding my breath or breathing shallowly through my mouth.

Rant for the day.

**Beaumont67** · 12-04-2017, 08:27 PM

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I hate lavender; I hate floral scented soaps and shampoos; I hate air fresheners with any kind of scent.....I can’t even walk down the laundry or soap isles in the grocery store without holding my breath or breathing shallowly through my mouth.

Rant for the day.

^^ I also hated the women, that bought her perfume, in the fragrance bulk sales bin @ Kmart.
- didn't know her true identity
- just that she used to visit the office photo copier machine / 5 minutes before Beau did

I'd walk back to my office, with the receptor hairs on the inside of my nose irritated.
- and tell my co-workers / the mystery lady bathed in Kmart perfume again
- we need a Union here (LOL) ... I feel a "work place grievance" coming on
- I believe she was from Marketing
- office fresh air did clear up, when that Department was relocated up town

**StrykersPerson** · 12-04-2017, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by melbrod View Post

I hate lavender; I hate floral scented soaps and shampoos; I hate air fresheners with any kind of scent.....I can’t even walk down the laundry or soap isles in the grocery store without holding my breath or breathing shallowly through my mouth.

Rant for the day.

I am assuming, changing Pepe's box is out of the question. Guess Double Action Pepe perfume is, as well.

Glad your puppy is in good shape, STJ!

**StrykersPerson** · 12-04-2017, 08:57 PM

On a good note!

I still have 19 chickens left!

Lil Sis has spoken!

**4x4bike ped** · 12-04-2017, 09:51 PM

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On a good note!

I still have 19 chickens left!

Lil Sis has spoken!

17.... You forgot about the 2 that you sending me for Christmas dinner

BSTJ!

**melbrod** · 12-04-2017, 09:56 PM

My daughter gets to change Trip’s box, which is kept in her office (spare bedroom). I can barely walk in there...while she basically lives there during the day. I *guess* you can get used to it.

19 chickens...but I haven’t heard anything about egg production recently. Or is that a sore point best left undiscussed?

**Beaumont67** · 12-04-2017, 11:19 PM

I was forking Pig Sh*t one summer, when I was 12 y/o....over summer holidays.
- until the batch of wiener pigs, went to market
- standing in the straw & soup mix...for 1.0-1.5 hours, every other day
- had to get use to the stench...farm work had to be done

PS - TwinB67 didn't want to do the labor / so Beau gladly accepted the work, when mom promised me one pig.
- market price at the time, was approx. $40...in 1968

Problem was, after 2 months and all my hard work, the pig prices per/# doubled when they went to market.
- mom decided to not pay me anything...$0...like WTHell I thought, not letting this one slide
- I'm working my a*s off, while brother is on the couch, watching TV, and drinking a Coke with a bag of chips
- so young Beau when into "verbal assault mode" on my cheap skate Mother
- I started on her as soon as I got off the school bus and I never let up, for 2 weeks straight
- made her time hellish & I finally got my $80 cash payment / proving "squeaky wheel gets the grease"
- and I looked her straight in the eyes & said to her / "next time you need someone to fork sh*t, do it yourself"

**melbrod** · 12-05-2017, 10:02 AM

How nasty you were to your mom...

She may have just figured (and I’m guessing rightly) that you could use a bit of straightening out, and that shoveling for a while would be just what you needed.

**Beaumont67** · 12-05-2017, 11:22 AM

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How nasty you were to your mom...

She may have just figured (and I’m guessing rightly) that you could use a bit of straightening out, and that shoveling for a while would be just what you needed.

HaHa - fool me once / fool me twice...luckily my fathers Love was always present...

...kept me grounded.

In 1961 my GrandDad (paw) was dying of cancer, a 10 year fight.
- twin & I tamed one of his male cows & we always hand feed him grain & corn
- before he died, the Male Stear was moved off his farm, and given to us boys
- paw died and we continued to really care for our cow
- it went to market and bro & I had $500 in the bank @ 6 y/o

In the spring Dad bought another herd of Western cattle, to fatten up.
- so our $500 was invested into 2 young ones
- gonna make some good farm boys, out of Larry and his brother
- us kids were so excited / to be on a farm & have a cow each ... a start to our future, thks to our loving GF
- a bloat illness went through some of the stock
- our Loving mom lied and first said my 400# cow died
- which even I knew was BS, as I try and point out my cow, in the field
- a few days later, my twins cow died / so he was told
^^ Another pair of well planted lies, thanks mother / I got use to questioning authority...

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