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....Where is the, cross your arms, stomp your foot, and pout, Smiley?

The Brod?

Can you help me with this? After all, you need to monitor me!

Close as I can get....



Sometimes this works....if you’re not a feminist....





"Question: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Response: That's not funny, you sexist pig. I will report your hate speech and ensure that your career and reputation are destroyed. We need a speech code to regulate people like you. And you need to attend sensitivity training so that you can be re-educated on the benefits of feminism."

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........Sometimes this works....if you’re not a feminist..........

Response: That's not funny, you sexist pig. I will report your hate speech and ensure that your career and reputation is destroyed. We need a speech code to regulate people such as yourself. And you need to attend sensitivity training so that you can be re-educated on the benefits of feminism."[/COLOR]
Feminist cartoon time ... by RazorBladeKandy2:

I need feminism because... what about teh menz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGVI7ZeuAO0&t=1s

NAFALT (Not All Feminists Are Like That)
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Red Pill Date (the making of a MGTOW)
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Close as I can get....



Sometimes this works....if youíre not a feminist....





"Question: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Response: That's not funny, you sexist pig. I will report your hate speech and ensure that your career and reputation are destroyed. We need a speech code to regulate people like you. And you need to attend sensitivity training so that you can be re-educated on the benefits of feminism."
The first one works just fine, Mel.

Although, there were no eggs for me to collect this morning.

But, when I got home, The Mister had 2 collected and cleansed eggs waiting for me. Bummer! And, everybody is suddenly coming out of the woodwork putting in orders!

The girls are being Freeloading Slackers!

NoBite, jinxed me!
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Great SP ^^ That's what we want to hear ...
- eat a wee bit of crow, did we / the Chicken Little and Girl Who Cried Wolf syndrome......bluffer
What? You didn't figure that out by now? Gee, you really should be my big brother! Little sisters get even more leeway! I am rich with "get away with it's"!

Yes, I know Mel, my grammar and punctuation is lacking.
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SP - I would have been proud, to call you my little Sis. / you could always laugh at my jokes, however corney.
- and as kids, I probably would have taken great pleasure...in pulling your short pony tail
- I would have even allowed you to pick up stones in the fields, following young Beau driving the tractor
- get to learn, from the master / older bro teach Sis the "Ropes, of Life" & protect her from big-bad Coyotes
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SP - I would have been proud, to call you my little Sis. / you could always laugh at my jokes, however corney.
- and as kids, I probably would have taken great pleasure...in pulling your short pony tail
- I would have even allowed you to pick up stones in the fields, following young Beau driving the tractor
- get to learn, from the master / older bro teach Sis the "Ropes, of Life" & protect her from big-bad Coyotes
But those "rich-cry baby antics" / they would have been long gone, decades ago.
Oh boy, here we go.

Don't even try to pull my pony tail.

Another episode to follow. Coming soon, to your theater!

Duh, Duh, Duh!
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What? You didn't figure that out by now? Gee, you really should be my big brother! Little sisters get even more leeway! I am rich with "get away with it's"!

Yes, I know Mel, my grammar and punctuation is lacking.
Iíve seen worse.....from you, even.
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Dang! I am going to go put PJ's on and go eat worms!

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Business jokes

The New Employee
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."
"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

Accounting Interview
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"
"22," Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he *knew* he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next day, he went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."

Working Team
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

Job Requirements
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

High Wage
The manager is reviewing a potential employee's application and notes that the fellow has never worked in retail before.
"For a man with no experience," says he, "you are certainly asking a high wage."
"Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing..."

Mandatory Vacation
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.
She responded, "It's the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do without."

The Trainee
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"I'm the CEO of the company!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, who put down the phone.

Lesson in Finance
A rumpled man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the man - clearly an eccentric - hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The man replies, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
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What is going on in the fields these days?



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Business jokes

The New Employee
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."
"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

Accounting Interview
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"22," Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he *knew* he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next day, he went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."

Working Team
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

Job Requirements
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

High Wage
The manager is reviewing a potential employee's application and notes that the fellow has never worked in retail before.
"For a man with no experience," says he, "you are certainly asking a high wage."
"Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing..."

Mandatory Vacation
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.
She responded, "It's the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do without."

The Trainee
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"I'm the CEO of the company!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, who put down the phone.

Lesson in Finance
A rumpled man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the man - clearly an eccentric - hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The man replies, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Beau,

I am so wore out from work with a new computer application and more demanded expectations.

I will have to process each joke individually. I am sure they will all apply to my current change in responsibilities. It's been chaos at work for about three weeks.

I will address your comedic jokes. Just give me a minute!
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SP - Son was over tonight, and I read some of these jokes to him & mom...I cut & paste a few good ones.

B67 ^^ was also a big Bruce Lee fan.
- Bruce Lee is one of these people that have reached immortality
- he will live in our minds, culture and history forever

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People use to come up to Bruce Lee, & ask him:

"are you really that good"?

"well if I tell you I am that good...probably, you'll say I am boasting"

"if I tell you I'm no good...you'll know I'm lying"...LOL

"going back to being truthful with you, lets just put it this way"

"I HAVE NO FEAR, of opponent in front of me"......

Bruce Lee Interview HQ - on the Pierre Burton Show (a Canadian I watched on Front Page Challenge, in HS).
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kinesthetikflow1 5 months ago

IF you watched closely there is a mighty Chess war going on between Bruce and the interviewer. The interviewer is a total racist and a-h*le to bruce with the way he responds to Bruces's answers around the philosophical side of Martial Arts. in many instances he was being very prejudice to the idea of Bruce's philosophy of expressing ones self honestly. I mean the way he calls Bruce's explanations on these things "very un-western" I mean what did he mean by that? and the facial expressions (smerk) on his face tells me he has no respect for anything that Bruce is talking about. in other words he's Toying with Bruce and basically making fun of his ideas. The funny and most obvious thing is, Bruce Lee caught on to this very early in the interview and you can see in in HIS facials and body language. Something changes in him and he begins to really dive deep into his philosophy as if he was trying to piss off the interviewer and at the same time use the interview to promote his thinking lol. I almost feel like this entire interview was a set up, to basically gain an insight into Bruce's next life choices in relation to Hong Kong films and Hollywood. Something tells me he let too much out of the bag in this interview which could have potentially had him killed.
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Who knows that lawyers could be funny...

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three lawyers.
"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the engineers.
They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
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So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see," says one of the engineers.
When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."


A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you will never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"
She replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."
At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench.
In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!"


This guy was sitting in his attorney's office.
His lawyer said, "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."


Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk to his office. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while saying, "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than $1 million. Yes. The appeals court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument, and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."
This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while, the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man.
"I'm sorry for the delay," he said, "but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"
The man replied, "I'm from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone."


A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."
"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'


A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer.


A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.
"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."


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Romance without Finance, has No Chance !!

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A lawyer and a bishop arrived at Heavenís Gate at the same time, so naturally St. Peter showed them to their new apartments together.

First they went to the bishopís new place. It was very nice...large with good size rooms, a nice view out of the bedroom window, new appliances...just about everything you would wish for to lead a comfortable life. The bishop thanked Peter and started to settle in right away.

Then St. Peter took the lawyer to his place. It was palatial! Huge rooms, walls of glass overlooking a seaside view on one side, and a rugged mountain range on the other. Gold plated fittings, crystal chandeliers and a hot tub big enough for eight.

"You will also have enough servants to keep the place sparkling clean, and a master chef to prepare gourmet meals for you,Ē said Peter.

The lawyer looked around in amazement. He said "Peter, I donít understand. The bishop is a holy man, Iím know, but his rooms were...well donít get me wrong...they were very nice, but these! Theyíre absolutely magnificent!Ē

Peter said, ďI can see you truly donít understand. You see, we get bishops up here all of the time. But youíre the first lawyer weíve ever had!Ē
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Joke 1:

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets."

Joke 2:

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Joke 3:

One day in Contract Law class, the professor asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange."

The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..."

Joke 4:

As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."

Joke 5:

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

Joke 6:

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home to join his father's firm.

At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, father! In one day I broke the Smith case that you've been working on for so long!"

His father yelled, "You idiot! We've been living on the funding of that case for ten years!"


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The strange (and untrue) case of the lawyer convicted of arson for smoking cigars

OK, here's the story going the rounds in America and all over the internet. A lawyer in Charlotte, North Carolina, bought a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire. A month later, after smoking all the cigars, he filed a claim against the insurance company, claiming that the cigars had been destroyed "in a series of small fires". Naturally, the insurance company refused to pay, arguing that he had consumed the cigars in the normal way. The lawyer sued and won. The judge concluded that, on the wording of the policy, the insurance company was liable - it had failed to limit its liability by defining what would amount to an "unacceptable fire".
The company, rather than incur the costs of appeal, paid up $15,000, whereupon it reported the lawyer to the police. He was arrested and subsequently convicted on 24 counts of arson - intentionally burning insured property - and sentenced to two years' imprisonment and a fine. "This is a true story," the report goes on, "and was the first-place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest."

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Could 4x4 be this Navy Flyer ??? I think it fall's under Precision flying myself


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Old news...I saw it on Foxís website.
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NO ! No ! Don't do it ! Your to young to see this kind of stuff !

BTW Mel Sorry It is OLD news - But I have to climb a 30 foot telephone -- with my laptop and to plug into the internet ! I didn't have enough money to run it on in the house This is not easy to do with wind and rain ! It's about to start raining again so I probably won't be on much this weekend + were under a wind advisory !!

Might as well go lay down with my Dobie's - they don't make faces at me --
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