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03-31-2020 02:49 PM
dobebug
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
I will accept a butt kiss every once in a while!



Does Joey have a brother? Preferably red?

I just want to borrow him.

I swear!

Butt kiss? !! Joey does have a litter brother who is red but I should maybe tell you about him--when the males were being graded everyone entirely ignored the the red male. His breeder says he was born fat and stayed fat as a puppy so he still looked like a blob at 7, 8 9 and 10 weeks when the puppies were being seriously examined. But he was still fat so he got a cursory look but no one really considered him.

He went to his new home and his breeder didn't see him until a couple of weeks ago--he's gorgeous and his owners love him to death. Sorry Denny--he going nowhere except his owners couch.

And if you think I'd tell his breeder that of course, you' return him because you only wanted to just borrow him--think about that one again.

BWAHAHAHAHA! You are such a jokester girl.

ABTLH
03-31-2020 02:36 PM
melbrod Another Lost in the Pond video--since I'm into words....

"The 20 Greatest American English Words"
03-31-2020 02:22 PM
LadyDi Oh I cannot get the one to post that you want ...sorry SP.
03-31-2020 01:59 PM
melbrod
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Ma?

What are you going to do about the collective boys around here?

They keep talking about their tools.



Laugh.

And you guys can take that however you want to.
03-31-2020 01:48 PM
LadyDi
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Hey Cuz!

Can you hit the Mas Tequila vid again with Snotty Scotty giving instruction on how to start a bike?



He is not ugly!


03-31-2020 01:06 PM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by Lannie View Post
Yes, they are. The only light pollution we might have is the porch light, so we turn it off! But the sad truth is since I've had the cows, I don't stay up very late anymore, however, I do get up early in the morning, and sometimes the stars (and planets) are dazzling.



OK, I'll share. I'm hoarding hay. There's so much hay in the barn you can hardly move in there. Helen and Little John broke out of their pasture yesterday and raided the new hay stash (evil bovines), but there was no room for them to get far enough in there to do any more than tip over the beet pulp can (big plastic garbage can). They couldn't even get to the beet pulp that spilled out on the floor, because it fell AWAY from them, and there's only a people-sized space to get through there. They're too fat! Bummer for them.

The funny thing was, Horus didn't go with them. For some reason, he was running back and forth in the corral, hollering at the top of his lungs (which is what tipped me off in the first place that someone was NOT where they should be). Jasper was barking, too, but there's not much he can do with two 2,000 pound cows. They ignore him. But Horus is a tattle-tale (tail? LOL!). He probably just didn't SEE the big hole the other two made, but he was making like he was all so innocent and everything. Sheesh. Never a dull moment here.

What this means, though, is that Mr. Grumpy Bear and I will have to go out and fix that gate again today. He just tied the broken part up with some baling twine last night, but that won't last long. Meanwhile, I chained the hay room door shut last night so if my two sneaky Bovine Burglars get out again, they won't get in there. Some days I AM smarter than my cows. Not often, but sometimes.

We actually have three broken gates now, and Rich (so far) has not even thought about fixing them. He just drags a corral panel in front of them. I've offered to do it, but he won't let me because then what good would he be? Good for nuttin' I guess. But even though the corral panels are heavy, they CAN be pushed over, so every once in a while there's another escape. It's no big deal if they do, because they can't get off the property, but they do get into the hay room, or the garage, or tromp through what's left of the flower beds (or garden, if that gate is open) and make a mess. We sometimes go ahead and let them out in late summer if hay is getting scarce and they've eaten their pasture grass down too short. Rich just doesn't mow for a while, and the cows and Horus take care of keeping the "lawn" grass short. But right now, they have PLENTY of hay, they just wanted to check out the "new" stuff because it *must* be better than the old stuff. Cows... they're just like two year old kids.

No point in apologizing for hoarding hay!

Sounds like you have a great hay dude!

I will have to drive to Kansas for my stockpile of hay, if I had a flat bed trailer and a horse, and a barn.

I will vouch for Kansas hay! When I unloaded my horse in Oklahoma and had a couple of bales with me, the Okie horses dove for it.
03-31-2020 01:02 PM
Fitzmar Dobermans
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Originally Posted by spocksdad View Post
Classic, SP!

That commercial is so Un-PC, on so many levels, it would cause a mass snowflake meltdown, if broadcast today. This would certainly cause an actual rise in our sea levels!
I think most of us snowflakes would just laugh like I just did. It may not be PC to todays standards, but it isn't saying anything offensive. I do remember those Frito Bandito ads
03-31-2020 12:55 PM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
Thanks 67 , I had to laugh at some of my tools the other day. I am speaking of mostly of my electrical ones that have nice spongy insulated handles. The same ones that were all chewed up from the doberman puppies over the years I know it setting write here beside ...now where did i put at
Ma?

What are you going to do about the collective boys around here?

They keep talking about their tools.



03-31-2020 12:39 PM
StrykersPerson Hey Cuz!

Can you hit the Mas Tequila vid again with Snotty Scotty giving instruction on how to start a bike?



He is not ugly!

03-31-2020 12:00 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers.

DROP SAW : A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS : Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER : An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW : One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS : Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH : Used almost entirely for lighting on fire various flammable objects in your shop. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW : A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK : Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW : A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST : A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER : Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER : A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR : A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER : A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER : Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE : Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

ADJUSTABLE WRENCH : aka "Another hammer", aka "the Swedish Nut Lathe", aka "Crescent Wrench". Commonly used as a one size fits all wrench, usually results in rounding off nut heads before the use of pliers. Will randomly adjust size between bolts, resulting in busted buckles, curse words, and multiple threats to any inanimate objects within the immediate vicinity.

God Bless It TOOL : Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'God Bless It' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
Good whatever it is.

Hey BeauBear!

Where have you been?

I'm still in the stay at home girlfriend mode and starting to like it!

Except, I don't want to open up the sewing room door.

I know my drum sticks are in there!



This is pure torture!



Oops!

I ranted.

Just a little, right?

03-31-2020 11:14 AM
alan j.
03-31-2020 10:56 AM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by spocksdad View Post
Here's what SP really wants Joey for on her farm... Maybe HDD would be a better choice?





A Dobe might end up just making new buddies:





A much easier solution to your problem?


Ma?

What are you going to do about SD?

Hasn't the goat torture gone on long enough?

Whose got music?

Me, I guess.

Repeat.

Foghat Slow Ride Live in Detroit 1976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As5_xq78VRA

Still haven't had the guts to open the door to the sewing room.

I suspect my drum sticks are in there.



I will get entirely too distracted by everything else.
03-31-2020 10:44 AM
ECIN
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers.

DROP SAW : A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS : Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER : An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW : One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS : Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH : Used almost entirely for lighting on fire various flammable objects in your shop. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW : A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK : Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW : A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST : A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER : Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER : A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR : A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER : A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER : Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE : Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

ADJUSTABLE WRENCH : aka "Another hammer", aka "the Swedish Nut Lathe", aka "Crescent Wrench". Commonly used as a one size fits all wrench, usually results in rounding off nut heads before the use of pliers. Will randomly adjust size between bolts, resulting in busted buckles, curse words, and multiple threats to any inanimate objects within the immediate vicinity.

God Bless It TOOL : Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'God Bless It' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
Well thought out article ! Pretty well covers all the bases - but the last one on the list , I had never heard of with thoughts words ! Don't think I will post up what combo I have used in the past - If I did then would need to borrow a few Get out of the wood shed passes from YKW
03-31-2020 10:43 AM
alan j. Thanks 67 , I had to laugh at some of my tools the other day. I am speaking of mostly of my electrical ones that have nice spongy insulated handles. The same ones that were all chewed up from the doberman puppies over the years I know it setting write here beside ...now where did i put at
03-31-2020 10:38 AM
ECIN
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Originally Posted by spocksdad View Post
Very entertaining, Mel. He lives in Indiana, so maybe Doc can invite him out to Shelbyville to "have a look at" the agra business.
I seen the water tower had Elkhart on it - that is just about as far North you can go in Indiana and not be in Michigan - lol Think its just East of South Bend Indiana --- IF -- I remember right

Those fall over goats or are they sheep that fall over just crack me up !
03-31-2020 10:34 AM
Beaumont67 TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers.

DROP SAW : A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS : Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER : An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW : One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS : Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH : Used almost entirely for lighting on fire various flammable objects in your shop. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW : A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK : Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW : A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST : A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER : Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER : A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR : A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER : A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER : Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE : Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

ADJUSTABLE WRENCH : aka "Another hammer", aka "the Swedish Nut Lathe", aka "Crescent Wrench". Commonly used as a one size fits all wrench, usually results in rounding off nut heads before the use of pliers. Will randomly adjust size between bolts, resulting in busted buckles, curse words, and multiple threats to any inanimate objects within the immediate vicinity.

God Bless It TOOL : Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'God Bless It' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
03-31-2020 10:33 AM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by spocksdad View Post
Here's what SP really wants Joey for on her farm... Maybe HDD would be a better choice?





A Dobe might end up just making new buddies:





A much easier solution to your problem?


Well?

Some Dobes just aren't quite as smart as others.
03-31-2020 10:19 AM
spocksdad
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Originally Posted by melbrod View Post
So of course, everyone here is surfing the net--I just discovered this guy who says his aim in life is to talk about how Britain is different from America--he's done a lot of videos, it looks like. Kinda cute--at least a way to burn some time:

Lost in the Pond US

"7 Outdoor Objects I Never Saw Before Moving to America"


Very entertaining, Mel. He lives in Indiana, so maybe Doc can invite him out to Shelbyville to "have a look at" the agra business.
03-31-2020 09:37 AM
ECIN SD : It would really tweak the media to play this theme at beginning of each daily WH press conference.

Spocksdad - Just a reminder that there is a Politics Tread !
03-31-2020 09:31 AM
melbrod So of course, everyone here is surfing the net--I just discovered this guy who says his aim in life is to talk about how Britain is different from America--he's done a lot of videos, it looks like. Kinda cute--at least a way to burn some time:

Lost in the Pond US

"7 Outdoor Objects I Never Saw Before Moving to America"

03-31-2020 08:36 AM
spocksdad
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Thanks for sharing Ma. Now it's stuck in my head.

Anybody remember the Frito Bandito?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbYj7ZyqjYY


Classic, SP!

That commercial is so Un-PC, on so many levels, it would cause a mass snowflake meltdown, if broadcast today. This would certainly cause an actual rise in our sea levels!
03-31-2020 08:02 AM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by melbrod View Post
So this is what I woke up humming this morning, and since I can't get rid of it, I thought I'd share.


Thanks for sharing Ma. Now it's stuck in my head.

Anybody remember the Frito Bandito?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbYj7ZyqjYY
03-31-2020 07:58 AM
spocksdad
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
I will accept a butt kiss every once in a while!



Does Joey have a brother? Preferably red?

I just want to borrow him.


I swear!


Here's what SP really wants Joey for on her farm... Maybe HDD would be a better choice?





A Dobe might end up just making new buddies:





A much easier solution to your problem?


03-31-2020 07:49 AM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Love this song will have to make a movie to this one.....all I need is river pics!
Lakes will do......
Fresh Springs will also be nice
Farming equipment will do....
Moe or TN in their new showers would be awesome!
Oh settle down you can wear your bikini wraps to keep everything legal.....I am bored ......will accept anything....
Cress......you got spring in Utah yet?
SP hows that pink tree?
Ya’ all need to get up and entertain me!
Lannie .....time to make grumpy coffee soon, you better not be late.
It's not pink anymore, it's green now.
03-31-2020 07:42 AM
Lannie
Quote:
Originally Posted by melbrod View Post
I bet your night skies are spectacular too.
Yes, they are. The only light pollution we might have is the porch light, so we turn it off! But the sad truth is since I've had the cows, I don't stay up very late anymore, however, I do get up early in the morning, and sometimes the stars (and planets) are dazzling.

Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
OK, I will come clean on hoarding.
I did it...I hoarded.......only one one thing though....
3 bags of Purina Pro Chicken.
As usual dog comes first ..........
So anyone else want to admit of any hoarding guilt.
I am ashamed of myself, so please come share a moment of shame with me, I hate to be alone.
OK, I'll share. I'm hoarding hay. There's so much hay in the barn you can hardly move in there. Helen and Little John broke out of their pasture yesterday and raided the new hay stash (evil bovines), but there was no room for them to get far enough in there to do any more than tip over the beet pulp can (big plastic garbage can). They couldn't even get to the beet pulp that spilled out on the floor, because it fell AWAY from them, and there's only a people-sized space to get through there. They're too fat! Bummer for them.

The funny thing was, Horus didn't go with them. For some reason, he was running back and forth in the corral, hollering at the top of his lungs (which is what tipped me off in the first place that someone was NOT where they should be). Jasper was barking, too, but there's not much he can do with two 2,000 pound cows. They ignore him. But Horus is a tattle-tale (tail? LOL!). He probably just didn't SEE the big hole the other two made, but he was making like he was all so innocent and everything. Sheesh. Never a dull moment here.

What this means, though, is that Mr. Grumpy Bear and I will have to go out and fix that gate again today. He just tied the broken part up with some baling twine last night, but that won't last long. Meanwhile, I chained the hay room door shut last night so if my two sneaky Bovine Burglars get out again, they won't get in there. Some days I AM smarter than my cows. Not often, but sometimes.

We actually have three broken gates now, and Rich (so far) has not even thought about fixing them. He just drags a corral panel in front of them. I've offered to do it, but he won't let me because then what good would he be? Good for nuttin' I guess. But even though the corral panels are heavy, they CAN be pushed over, so every once in a while there's another escape. It's no big deal if they do, because they can't get off the property, but they do get into the hay room, or the garage, or tromp through what's left of the flower beds (or garden, if that gate is open) and make a mess. We sometimes go ahead and let them out in late summer if hay is getting scarce and they've eaten their pasture grass down too short. Rich just doesn't mow for a while, and the cows and Horus take care of keeping the "lawn" grass short. But right now, they have PLENTY of hay, they just wanted to check out the "new" stuff because it *must* be better than the old stuff. Cows... they're just like two year old kids.
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