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| 07-02-2020 01:24 PM | |
| Fitzmar Dobermans | Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post And who taught the girls this behavior ? Hummmmmmm??  Come clean Fitzmar!  |
| 07-02-2020 01:05 PM | |
| ECIN | Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post Yup, with a stripper in the house Mister will probably never notice any green things in the food you cook. That was really a good pick up AJ!!! Tip of the hat to you! |
| 07-02-2020 12:52 PM | |
| LadyDi |
Yup, with a stripper in the house Mister will probably never notice any green things in the food you cook. That was really a good pick up AJ!!! Tip of the hat to you! |
| 07-02-2020 12:26 PM | |
| alan j. | Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post LOL Hiring Co-Pilot's daughter to come strip my wallpaper. She kept saying "we". I told her I ain't doing it, you are. I will be cleaning house. Good Morning Peeps! I want you all to have a quality day!  this should be interesting |
| 07-02-2020 12:21 PM | |
| alan j. |
My dobe is a embarrassment in the water! he has enough sense to paddle with his front legs but his rear end just sinks. I do push him into the deep end to reassure myself and him that he can find his way out...but he is a mind reader and if i think about putting him in he is not to be caught! Daisy on the other hand swims like a otter , in fact when a thunderstorm is happening and she is trapped outside her safe place is swimming circles in the pool till we notice. |
| 07-02-2020 11:58 AM | |
| Cressrb |
Bug, I had the same experience with a little Staffybull. We were all swimming at Donner Pass, taking a break and my dog just refused to come in the water with us. All dogs can swim I had heard. Not true. We playfully tossed him in the water with us. He immediately sunk, as you say, like a stone. We were all looking where he had gone under waiting for him to emerge. Ended up swimming down to retrieve him. He was on the bottom waiting. Just unbelievable. He did not forgive us the rest of the way home. Like, I will never trust you again. I really learned a lesson there. Good morning everyone. And, btw, things have not gotten any better here, but worse. It's a dark cloud that has settled above our house and it won't leave. |
| 07-02-2020 10:50 AM | |
| dobebug | Quote:
Originally Posted by ECIN View Post Oh yeah, I almost forgot the unlimited Hydroplanes.--he had to get there by the time Seafair started (Seattle) because that was where the Gold Cup was run by the winner the year before I don't know how you have --- " Almost " forgot that Aunt Bug - Remember when we were on the dock looking at the Hydro's and you pushed me into the water - LOL You were laughing so hard , then you told me it was a accident We went back to meet him and he rewarded us with a big shake and a lot of water. I snapped his leash back on and my partner (who had Labs) and I looked at each other and started to laugh--she told me she'd never seen a dog sink like that. I stopped pushing anyone in the water after that--I pushed you in before I pushed poor Colt in--but you got out of the water faster that anyone I'd every seen. A hidden talent no doubt. ABTLH |
| 07-02-2020 09:43 AM | |
| LadyDi | Quote:
Originally Posted by Fitzmar Dobermans View Post Then you have not heard my two 20 something daughters!! And who taught the girls this behavior ? Hummmmmmm?? Come clean Fitzmar! |
| 07-02-2020 09:28 AM | |
| Fitzmar Dobermans | Then you have not heard my two 20 something daughters!! |
| 07-02-2020 09:25 AM | |
| alan j. |
She is a Bi-Polar bitch! I found her as a pup on some property i have that is in the woods. The majority of dogs in this area are Beagles and similar hunting type of dog and Pits. I see the pit in her when she fights and she is good at spotting other living creatures with her nose and will stay on point till the big guy gets involved. She was my righthand dog for many years but had to retire her to the home team for her own safety. |
| 07-02-2020 09:07 AM | |
| StrykersPerson |
So grateful that my unemployment went through! Current OKC news. People in line to talk to someone. 500 people a day. Waiting in line for 10 hours? Then if they don't get through that day they get a ticket to come back the next day and be first in line? HELL NO! |
| 07-02-2020 08:11 AM | |
| StrykersPerson | Quote:
Originally Posted by alan j. View Post Here in Fla it is known for our heavy electrical storms. As a yungin i would rarely wear shoes in the the summer and being caught out countless times in those thunderstorms i would find out that being barefoot you would also get a jolt of electricity coming up from the ground through your feet. It would usually stop at your ankle joint but sometimes make it to a knee. It was nothing painful but it is still enough to cause some anxiety. You would have to consider this when a dog develops a fear of a lightening storm since it is more than sound , it can also be a real discomfort that may have physically effected them at one time. My Daisy girl has always had storm fear, gunshot , fireworks and any ground vibration and she would go to her closet in fear. Early on it could be for a day and we would have pull her out just so she would relieve her self. Today her fear is almost completely gone yayy but so is her hearing boooo!  IMG_0367 by d. aj, on FlickrHey, not my Alan! What kind of dog is Daisy? She's pretty! |
| 07-02-2020 08:06 AM | |
| spocksdad | Right....That's the ticket...   |
| 07-02-2020 07:56 AM | |
| spocksdad | Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post These AM conversation always set the tone for the day! Love it !! Once upon a time when I was married to my first husband I decided to get even. He was terrible about farting . Thought it was funny as hell. Once time he was to close and performed his fart move way to close to my head!!! I was so mad and he was laughing so hard. A few days went by and then I saw the moment to get my revenge. Boy I let her rip right when he was laying on the couch. Also very close to his head. He was so pissed off. I mean really raged. Took off in his truck burning rubber so mad at me. Refused to speak to me for a week. Told me it was totally gross for a chick to do such a thing.........I told him it was “just a joke”. In retrospect I think it the closest I ever came to getting hit by a man. I never did it to him again...... But he still continued to do his gastly moves although it was never again in my face like he did that one terrible day is history. The end. Who is next ? Any good fart stories? Betcha Doc has some with all those soy beans!!!! Betcha never tried that move with your previous BF's Mick, Roger W. or Roger D.?  Why does being married always give a green light for gross behavior? Is it because the "contract" is signed and sealed, so the facade is dropped? Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post ...Hiring Co-Pilot's daughter to come strip my wallpaper. She kept saying "we". I told her I ain't doing it, you are. I will be cleaning house...: What, finally washing the dishes? Remember, Lil' Co-Pilot is eyes and ears of her mom and will report back everything seen and heard (and smelled).... (I pay my daughter $15/hr to help me with repairs (prep and painting) and recent landscape block project. She is an excellent worker and works off any money she us, while on furlough from her regular job, during Covid-19 pandemic. I provide proper PPE for hearing, dust and paint fumes, and meals, while she's over here.) |
| 07-02-2020 07:35 AM | |
| StrykersPerson | Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post These AM conversation always set the tone for the day! Love it !! Once upon a time when I was married to my first husband I decided to get even. He was terrible about farting . Thought it was funny as hell. Once time he was to close and performed his fart move way to close to my head!!! I was so mad and he was laughing so hard. A few days went by and then I saw the moment to get my revenge. Boy I let her rip right when he was laying on the couch. Also very close to his head. He was so pissed off. I mean really raged. Took off in his truck burning rubber so mad at me. Refused to speak to me for a week. Told me it was totally gross for a chick to do such a thing.........I told him it was “just a joke”. In retrospect I think it the closest I ever came to getting hit by a man. I never did it to him again...... But he still continued to do his gastly moves although it was never again in my face like he did that one terrible day is history. The end. Who is next ? Any good fart stories? Betcha Doc has some with all those soy beans!!!! Cracks me up when Mister farts. The leg goes up. I have asked him why he has to lift his leg? He can't give me a valid answer. The boys at the truck repair shop I worked at did the same thing and they couldn't give me a valid answer either. LOL On another note, my friend is still trying to get his unemployment straightened out. Told him he should have gotten started on claiming a month ago. Like when I warned him to do a month ago. Hiring Co-Pilot's daughter to come strip my wallpaper. She kept saying "we". I told her I ain't doing it, you are. I will be cleaning house. Good Morning Peeps! I want you all to have a quality day! |
| 07-02-2020 07:09 AM | |
| LadyDi |
These AM conversation always set the tone for the day! Love it !! Once upon a time when I was married to my first husband I decided to get even. He was terrible about farting . Thought it was funny as hell. Once time he was to close and performed his fart move way to close to my head!!! I was so mad and he was laughing so hard. A few days went by and then I saw the moment to get my revenge. Boy I let her rip right when he was laying on the couch. Also very close to his head. He was so pissed off. I mean really raged. Took off in his truck burning rubber so mad at me. Refused to speak to me for a week. Told me it was totally gross for a chick to do such a thing.........I told him it was “just a joke”. In retrospect I think it the closest I ever came to getting hit by a man. I never did it to him again...... But he still continued to do his gastly moves although it was never again in my face like he did that one terrible day is history. The end. Who is next ? Any good fart stories? Betcha Doc has some with all those soy beans!!!! |
| 07-02-2020 07:00 AM | |
| LadyDi |
Girls do not fart ....we fluff!!! |
| 07-02-2020 06:30 AM | |
| spocksdad | Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post Boys and farting. Random question here. Why do boys have to hitch up a hip to fart? Is it really that hard to fart? I believe it's for concentration, aiming and directing. Also, "boys" will happily take credit for "expelling intestinal gases" (pc version), whereas most women will never admit to such. In fact some women will claim that they never, ever "break wind". Those that do (someone I know) will be covert about it, moving to an unoccupied store aisle, for example, as not to subject others to their gaseous expulsion. Of course, anyone with a Dobe in the room can always blame the dog for such an occurrence, especially if silent and deadly. (my go-to stategy)  |
| 07-02-2020 06:26 AM | |
| ECIN |
Oh yeah, I almost forgot the unlimited Hydroplanes.--he had to get there by the time Seafair started (Seattle) because that was where the Gold Cup was run by the winner the year before I don't know how you have --- " Almost " forgot that Aunt Bug - Remember when we were on the dock looking at the Hydro's and you pushed me into the water - LOL You were laughing so hard , then you told me it was a accident |
| 07-02-2020 05:41 AM | |
| LadyDi |
Thats it Cuz...... I am on way way to my time share in Oklahoma! City girls sweat all the time! If you don’t sweat that means you not doing it right.... so there.
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| 07-01-2020 10:27 PM | |
| StrykersPerson | Did you see that, Ma? Cuz is a sweaty thing. |
| 07-01-2020 10:19 PM | |
| StrykersPerson | Boys and farting. Random question here. Why do boys have to hitch up a hip to fart? Is it really that hard to fart? |
| 07-01-2020 07:54 PM | |
| ECIN |
Good night my friends - Time to hit the hay |
| 07-01-2020 06:11 PM | |
| dobebug |
I am staying home, washing my hands, avoiding people and wearing a mask if I must go someplace (usually the market because I ran out of either milk or bread. Or jello or other things that are made from unmentionable piece of pig or cow. For the record Denny I don't eat baby lambs--I do eat medium sized lambs and if it weren't so expensive I'd be happy to eat baby cow. I'm also more than happy to eat the beef on the hoof we used to fatten every summer even though (or maybe because I was the one who had feed and water the damned thing and shovel the cow poop out of the fattening pen. Well, I guess in the name of having something for dinner that I like I'll go make the Mexican bean soup (this is where I really cheat--all of the ingredients except the hamburger comes out of a can)--but I find I can chew on the right side and nothing in that particular soup is in very big chunks. Joey, was being helpful--he moved all of the toys in this room under my chair and could hardly get the chair to move so I could get up. Bad doggies learn all this stuff without even trying. ABTLH |
| 07-01-2020 05:53 PM | |
| dobebug | Oh yeah, I almost forgot the unlimited Hydroplanes.--he had to get there by the time Seafair started (Seattle) because that was where the Gold Cup was run by the winner the year before --once they went from single point the three point boats the Seatlle boat were generally always the winners. I haven't heard anything definite Kenny but I think they've cancelled the Seafair Hydroplane races this year but it's hard to find anyone whou actually knows for sure ABTLH |
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