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06-04-2020 10:48 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by dobebug View Post
It was because we were being so incredibly entertaining the whole day--and you missed it somehow.

So solly Denny--you must practice keeping up!

ABTLH
My Keep Up is broke!

Night All!

06-04-2020 10:36 PM
dobebug
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
I was at buddy's garage last night - they pissed around for 1.5 hours (late at night), trying to remove a burnt out headlight bulb on a Mercedes 350...no hand room.
- now SUV has to come back, and front bumper has to be removed first
- originally, customer was only scheduled for an oil change & tire rotation
LOL-De Chermanns hire small gnomes mit small hands to reach into unreachable spots. Den der no problems ja vohl?

And she walked off laughing.

ABTLH
06-04-2020 10:32 PM
dobebug
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Y'all are boring tonight!

Just saying.

It was because we were being so incredibly entertaining the whole day--and you missed it somehow.

So solly Denny--you must practice keeping up!

ABTLH
06-04-2020 10:25 PM
Beaumont67
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
But I don't want to stay project motivated.

I'm not paid for it.

And that is WHY, my Dear ^^ some people RENT.
- nothing in Life, is Free
- and Nobody is born, with get out of Jail cards / unless super lucky
06-04-2020 10:20 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
SP - you need MR to prod you into, your obligation...to strip wall paper.
- was actually YOUR IDEA, REMEMBER ?
- it wasn't a MR idea...and came from the CT, that only U bought into it
- so now, what you got to say of Bored Self ?
- Boredom will usually subside...once GET TO WORK Lazy Sis

Poor Kenny went to bed likely at 9 or 9:30 and back up @ 4:30 am...to work the fields.
- and SP bored tonight
DOC - if you get an Employment resume, from a Chicken Farmer in OK.
- maybe more Talk, than labor

Stay Project Motivated SP - and we will all cheer, 4Ya.
But I don't want to stay project motivated.

I'm not paid for it.

06-04-2020 09:54 PM
Beaumont67
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
You had to go and mention wallpaper didn't ya.

No Sugar Tonight / New Mother Nature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDOQguimngQ
SP - you need MR to prod you into, your obligation...to strip wall paper.
- was actually YOUR IDEA, REMEMBER ?
- it wasn't a MR idea...and came from the CT, that only U bought into it
- so now, what you got to say of Bored Self ?
- Boredom will usually subside...once GET TO WORK Lazy Sis

Poor Kenny went to bed likely at 9 or 9:30 and back up @ 4:30 am...to work the fields.
- and SP bored tonight
DOC - if you get an Employment resume, from a Chicken Farmer in OK.
- maybe more Talk, than labor

Stay Project Motivated SP - and we will all cheer, 4Ya.
06-04-2020 09:39 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by spocksdad View Post
Hey SP, I didn't know they made "The Rifleman" movie?

Ahh...Nope, just looked it up on IMDB and surprisingly this TV series never remade into a movie, which shocked the heck out of me... Probably no one in Hollywood today who could adequately fill the Chuck Conners role...

Went to check out whatever happened to Johnny Crawford who played Mark McCain? Turns out his acting career really didn't go anywhere after the TRM, except a couple of Kenny Rogers "The Gambler" movies.

He starred as Slim in the classic 1976 C-grade movie, "The Great Texas Dynamite Chase" which has the memorable description of:

"Explosive drama and action when two sexy girls go on a bank robbing binge."


This feature film also starred Claudia Jennings, who's repertoire also includes the blockbuster feature "Gator Bait"....


Sadly, Johnny Crawford is reported to have Alzheimer's disease: https://www.promipool.com/celebritie...-the-rifleman:

All Right Daddio!

I was watching All is Lost with Robert Redford this time.

There! Mister Smarty Pants!
06-04-2020 09:34 PM
StrykersPerson Does anyone want to adopt my skunk, Stinky?

He/She only stinks a little bit.

I thought not.
06-04-2020 09:28 PM
spocksdad
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
I am trying to watch a movie and the national weather center keeps interrupting.

Can I have my sound back now?

Oh great! And now it's a commercial.


Hey SP, I didn't know they made "The Rifleman" movie?

Ahh...Nope, just looked it up on IMDB and surprisingly this TV series never remade into a movie, which shocked the heck out of me... Probably no one in Hollywood today who could adequately fill the Chuck Conners role...

Went to check out whatever happened to Johnny Crawford who played Mark McCain? Turns out his acting career really didn't go anywhere after the TRM, except a couple of Kenny Rogers "The Gambler" movies.

He starred as Slim in the classic 1976 C-grade movie, "The Great Texas Dynamite Chase" which has the memorable description of:

"Explosive drama and action when two sexy girls go on a bank robbing binge."
(CT Cuzs raising funds for a new horse barn?)

This feature film also starred Claudia Jennings, who's repertoire also includes the blockbuster feature "Gator Bait"....


Sadly, Johnny Crawford is reported to have Alzheimer's disease: https://www.promipool.com/celebritie...r-the-rifleman
06-04-2020 09:27 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
Sure SP - some of will even work in the driveway (on truck), under a pocket flashlight.
- and how is your wallpaper removal going Miss Bored

Beau got new 9006 LED Headlight bulbs, to install in RubyRed, so I was YouTube studying, headlight assembly removal.
- luckily I don't have to remove the 12v battery, for hand access
- just pull a galvanized pin, and the whole headlight out...in 30 seconds

Headlights removal , this easy // How to Replace Headlights 03-06 Chevy Silverado 1500
https://www.google.com/search?q=2003...TV9AOvmYSABQ29

And the best LED LOW BEAMS, out there / Amazon Canada.
- LEDEAGLE DiamondVision2 9006 HB4 LED Headlight Bulbs, Farthest Bright Light for Highway Driving, Pack of 2 Bulbs
https://www.amazon.ca/LEDEAGLE-LED-H...p?ie=UTF8&th=1

I was at buddy's garage last night - they pissed around for 1.5 hours (late at night), trying to remove a burnt out headlight bulb on a Mercedes 350...no hand room.
- now SUV has to come back, and front bumper has to be removed first
- originally, customer was only scheduled for an oil change & tire rotation
You had to go and mention wallpaper didn't ya.

No Sugar Tonight / New Mother Nature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDOQguimngQ
06-04-2020 09:24 PM
StrykersPerson My posts are never on time and sometimes inappropriate. But what the hell?

Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscIgtDJFXg

06-04-2020 09:10 PM
Beaumont67
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Y'all are boring tonight!

Just saying.

Sure SP - some of will even work in the driveway (on truck), under a pocket flashlight.
- and how is your wallpaper removal going Miss Bored

Beau got new 9006 LED Headlight bulbs, to install in RubyRed, so I was YouTube studying, headlight assembly removal.
- luckily I don't have to remove the 12v battery, for hand access
- just pull a galvanized pin, and the whole headlight out...in 30 seconds

Headlights removal , this easy // How to Replace Headlights 03-06 Chevy Silverado 1500
https://www.google.com/search?q=2003...TV9AOvmYSABQ29

And the best LED LOW BEAMS, out there / Amazon Canada.
- LEDEAGLE DiamondVision2 9006 HB4 LED Headlight Bulbs, Farthest Bright Light for Highway Driving, Pack of 2 Bulbs
https://www.amazon.ca/LEDEAGLE-LED-H...p?ie=UTF8&th=1

I was at buddy's garage last night - they pissed around for 1.5 hours (late at night), trying to remove a burnt out headlight bulb on a Mercedes 350...no hand room.
- now SUV has to come back, and front bumper has to be removed first
- originally, customer was only scheduled for an oil change & tire rotation
06-04-2020 08:38 PM
StrykersPerson Y'all are boring tonight!

Just saying.

06-04-2020 08:33 PM
StrykersPerson I've got a freaky looking cloud rolling in.

I don't want a tornado or damaging winds. Can I just have just have some rumbles and a light show?
06-04-2020 08:16 PM
StrykersPerson I am trying to watch a movie and the national weather center keeps interrupting.

Can I have my sound back now?

Oh great! And now it's a commercial.
06-04-2020 08:13 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by beaumont67 View Post
girls mature faster, than boys.

proof:
men don't usually develop boobs,
until their mid-40s.
lmao!
06-04-2020 08:10 PM
Beaumont67 Girls mature faster, than boys.

Proof:
Men don't usually develop boobs,
until their mid-40s.


-------------------

Beau hates portable dishwashers, just looking at dam thing sitting in the kitchen...alone.
- we once installed high end used kitchen, from a rich house...$1,350 cash
- I stripped and refinished them, and would look like a $20,000 custom kitchen
- and we installed a new sink, under a window...and added a built in dishwasher
06-04-2020 08:06 PM
StrykersPerson Moe/Brian/Davy?

Where the hell are you?
06-04-2020 07:59 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by ECIN View Post
she said sourly.

WOW ! SP - I think Ma is getting ready to send you to the woodshed --------------------- Again LOL

BTW- SP = You have them dishes washed yet ??????????????????

What I don't understand is about the portable dish washer ! Isn't Denny a portable dish washer ?
Very Funny!

I've changed my mind. Mister and I had a discussion tonight.

I'm letting him rip on/out the cabinet. Getting a built in one!




Labor is free!

Damn I am good!

06-04-2020 07:41 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by ECIN View Post
she said sourly.

WOW ! SP - I think Ma is getting ready to send you to the woodshed --------------------- Again LOL

BTW- SP = You have them dishes washed yet ??????????????????

What I don't understand is about the portable dish washer ! Isn't Denny a portable dish washer ?
Obviously I am not!

Duh?
06-04-2020 07:39 PM
StrykersPerson Now how are Lannie and I supposed to catch up with all this jabber you all have been spouting?
06-04-2020 07:36 PM
spocksdad Hey, Mack!

You can't see me...I'm over here.
Call me Eva (the DoberDiva).

See these blocks? They're in MY yard and on MY street...



Don't EVEN Think About It!...






Yep, I'm WATCHIN' You!

06-04-2020 04:48 PM
Beaumont67 Back in the Day...

The only time, you ever saw panic buying - was when the Bartender yelled, "Last Call".
06-04-2020 04:36 PM
melbrod I had seen the above years ago--searching for it just now, I discovered this one too. But I don't think it is quite as good:

PHYSICS
Define the Multiverse. Give three examples.

PHILOSOPHY
What is opposite of "Time"?

ECONOMICS

The test proctor is an underpaid graduate student. Negotiate your final grade using any economic priciples. Be certain to rationlize any and all ethical, moral, and legal decisions.

MARKETING
Scientists have discovered that skunk spray, when applied topically, rejuvenates skin. Create a brand identity and marketing plan that positions this product as a luxury item.

RELIGION
Underneath your seat you will find a picture of an obscure superhero. Create a belief system complete with rituals, hierarchies, gospel, and prophecy.
Extra credit will be given to any student demonstrating practical application during the examination.

MATHEMATICS
A two-dimensional circle has an area defined as the square of the radius multiplied by the constant Pi. A three-dimensional sphere has a volume defined as the cube of the radius multiplied by four-thirds and the constant Pi. How many circles does it take to fill a sphere with an equal radius?
06-04-2020 04:19 PM
dobebug
Quote:
Originally Posted by ECIN View Post
Geography (Time, one hour)
1. What is climate? Upon what does climate depend? Something sexual
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas? Same as above answer , but it depends on how good you are
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean? To fish In
4. Describe the mountains of North America. Pretty tall !
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall & Orinoco. They were all old cowboys
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S. The Ohio river , the PNW and the Gulf of Mexico
7. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each. huh , your kidding - right ?
8. Why is the Atlantic Coastcolder than the Pacific in the same latitude? There is more hot air on the left hand side
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers. it goes up and falls back down - runs off the fields and in the river
10. Describe the movements of the earth. Slow Give the inclination of the earth. = A big mess !
Quote:
Originally Posted by melbrod View Post
And then there's this:

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit -- 4 hours. Begin immediately.

HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Be brief, concise and specific.

MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

LITERATURE: Compare and contrast Shakespeare's Hamlet with Homer's The Iliad. Was Shakespeare inspired or influenced by Homer? Consider family dynamics, intrigue, politics, and extramarital affairs in your answer.

PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million year earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

MANAGEMENT SCIENCE: Define management. Define Science. How do they relate?

ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing the effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

POLITICAL SCIENCE: There is a red phone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.

EPISTEMOLOGY: Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.

PHILOSOPHY: Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

EXTRA CREDIT: Define the universe; give three examples.
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
Define the Universe!!!
We must first determine what the definition of what "is" is!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh sweet..please send more ABTLH
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