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06-04-2020 12:17 AM
Beaumont67 Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Good morning everyone.
Glad it’s Friday!
It’s been a long week here at the office.
I prefer working at home....
No I prefer traveling to SP house and showing her how to remove wall paper.
Seriously Cuz, yes Scott and I have discussed when we retire 2 years from now of
Renting an RV and traveling all over the nation for a few months.
Yes Guthrie is on our map but I do not want to go sight seeing I want the experience of being a farm girl.
You know cleaning chicken coops, chasing goats, spreading hay, feeding horses, and stuff like that my friend.
We could go to the biker bar down the road from you.

When we go to Canada I want to go to the ice cream place.
And when I go to San Antonio I want to go to a cowboy places.
Colorado I want to hike in the mountains.
Oregon I want to go to hiking and
Dakota’s I want to go to Sturgis and the a cow’s barn.
Barn Loft camping would be interesting.
Utah, oh that cabin sounds wonderful.
Indiana I want to be a real farmer for one week and plant some of my own seeds to beautify the land.
Oh lets see ....what else can we do.....Scott and I are hard workers.
So we are visiting but willing to work for food and stuff.
AJ’s on our return to Florida as he has a nice ga-zee-bo and not to far from the beaches.
If I lift kettle bells will that help be with moving bales of hay at the farm houses?
What’s the best for upper body Spock?

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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
You would be a hoot to meet at a RV park!
SP - YOU CONFUSED Girl...RV Parks, are not set up with a Chicken Coop chores...silly Willy.
- and city slicker LDi, wants to to fork chicken dung, pick eggs without getting scared,
and get some poppy on her hands & boots


50 years ago, we had 3 city cousins...that Loved going to the barn, with us (for an hour).
- the 2 girls could not stand the smell of swine poop / but good sports, none the less
- while Beau & Twin67, was clearly use to it / smell didn't sting, our noses
- an acquired tolerance, from cleaning out Pig pens
- it was so fun to these kids react, but they had much fun with us...and really Loved the experience
- Larry always made sure, the young girls each got to lip kiss a baby pig...on their snout
- and everyone would squeal with Laughter getting teased and playing around
06-03-2020 11:30 PM
StrykersPerson Cashing out tonight!

Sweet Dreams Everybody!

Unless I change my mind.

06-03-2020 11:21 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
A joke

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,’ she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

‘Feels great,’ he replied; ‘but I still think my thumb's broken!’

This why I don't golf, Beau.

06-03-2020 11:11 PM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by spocksdad View Post
This would be an excellent insurance commercial!

Flo scaring the bird off!

LMAO!
06-03-2020 10:20 PM
Beaumont67 A joke

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,’ she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

‘Feels great,’ he replied; ‘but I still think my thumb's broken!’
06-03-2020 10:15 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
You do know that their are no rules to how you dress for a interview...one of the best guys i ever hired was only hired because he had his shirt tucked in and on another note a older black woman was hired because she walked into my office with the doberman bouncing off the walls trying to restore order to the out side world and she looked at him and said shut up and simmer down because i need a job (she was not so wonderful after all) most people know that i keep a doberman on the property and will usually sit in the parking lot and honk the horn trying to get my attention
Now wait!

Whose Doberman was bouncing off the walls?

If a person is waiting on me then I am going to believe that that their dog knows Aunt Denise is here!

Damn! I could have been hired.



06-03-2020 09:18 PM
spocksdad
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
That's funny. I wonder what dogs dream about?

06-03-2020 08:58 PM
StrykersPerson Thanks a lot AJ.



You went and got me thinking about the trucking industry again.

Do I want to drive a rig? Yes, but for fun.

There were so many awesome truckers out there that cracked me up!

Robin worked for Lerner or Swift or something. She was a regular and had her $hit together. She would call with her pre-approvals for repairs. In and out! She did my job before she got there! Poor girl was always getting handed a trailer with crappy tires.
06-03-2020 07:47 PM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
What a waste of a day, this is all because Orlando airport is still shut...have to bring in my stuff through Miami , found someone to truck it closer to me and pick up at their place. So any thing i had saved on this load is gone and then some. Stupid World!!!!
I thought was just a bad vacuum on the brakes since i lost them first and the sound was a little strange until the overheating started , the sound may have been a deteriorating water pump and a coincidental bad vacuum on the brakes.

Well now I am going to need to see what your truck looks like!
06-03-2020 07:41 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post


Hoss taking a nappy!
Look at that sniffer go......
That's funny. I wonder what dogs dream about?
06-03-2020 07:31 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Question.
My new desk.
Top left drawer keeps rolling open. I did’t even touch it!
How do I fix this.....
Duct tape!
06-03-2020 07:02 PM
ECIN
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Originally Posted by TNfisher View Post
Take the bottle of vodka out of the drawer and place under desk. I know, a little harder to get to in a hurry but, problem solved!

Ok, back to our regularly scheduled programming...
Its her new Roach clip !
06-03-2020 06:37 PM
TNfisher
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Question.
My new desk.
Top left drawer keeps rolling open. I did’t even touch it!
How do I fix this.....
Take the bottle of vodka out of the drawer and place under desk. I know, a little harder to get to in a hurry but, problem solved!

Ok, back to our regularly scheduled programming...
06-03-2020 05:54 PM
melbrod
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Question.
My new desk.
Top left drawer keeps rolling open. I did’t even touch it!
How do I fix this.....
I have one like that, but fortunately it has a lock. So I lock it and keep the key in the lock for convenience.
06-03-2020 05:51 PM
melbrod Great sound effects for Mr. Flappy Face, LDi.
06-03-2020 04:49 PM
ECIN
Quote:
Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
What a waste of a day, this is all because Orlando airport is still shut...have to bring in my stuff through Miami , found someone to truck it closer to me and pick up at their place. So any thing i had saved on this load is gone and then some. Stupid World!!!!
I thought was just a bad vacuum on the brakes since i lost them first and the sound was a little strange until the overheating started , the sound may have been a deteriorating water pump and a coincidental bad vacuum on the brakes.
Welcome to my world !
06-03-2020 04:40 PM
alan j. What a waste of a day, this is all because Orlando airport is still shut...have to bring in my stuff through Miami , found someone to truck it closer to me and pick up at their place. So any thing i had saved on this load is gone and then some. Stupid World!!!!
I thought was just a bad vacuum on the brakes since i lost them first and the sound was a little strange until the overheating started , the sound may have been a deteriorating water pump and a coincidental bad vacuum on the brakes.
06-03-2020 04:01 PM
ECIN Oh the Carolina’s will also be a wonderful swing by.......I suspect fresh breast

Alan called and I stopped by his place to run up the Carolina's , I have never seen a guy go threw as many fresh breasts as Alan J had for lunch ! All the way home , he sat over in his seat moaning , my belly hurts .
06-03-2020 03:30 PM
LadyDi

Hoss taking a nappy!
Look at that sniffer go......
06-03-2020 03:18 PM
LadyDi Oh yeah......Spock a big storm is heading yer way!
AJ better get busy tying things down.
Looks blustery!!!!
06-03-2020 03:17 PM
LadyDi Question.
My new desk.
Top left drawer keeps rolling open. I did’t even touch it!
How do I fix this.....
06-03-2020 02:54 PM
alan j. I guess Kenny can here me now @&€~# broken down waiting for a wrecker ughh!

Ribs hmmmmm🐔
06-03-2020 02:10 PM
StrykersPerson Am I the only one that has separation anxiety regarding getting rid of furniture?

I am trying to purge.
06-03-2020 01:41 PM
LadyDi Come On more toes!
06-03-2020 01:40 PM
LadyDi No I did not Cuz!
I zoomed in on that.....I see it now!
TN you really need a wax !
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