|Topic Review (Newest First)|
|05-27-2020 07:20 PM|
|Beaumont67|| ct humor thoughts |
I'm as bored as an Amish electrician.
Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.
If youre a family of 6, youre all about to find
out whos the least favorite!
The longer this goes on, the harder it will be
to return to a society where pants and bras
Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.
If this keeps up, Ill be pouring wine in my
Todays Weather? ................. Room
30 Days Hath September, April, June and
All the rest have 31 except April which
Smoking pot and skipping school had me in
Now weeds legal and schools closed damn
kids are livin the dream!
This is stupid. I just tried to make my own
hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum &
After a few days of not going out, I saw
someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk
I immediately ran to the window and started
yelling to them. Now I understand dogs.
Day 8 of social isolation and its looking like
Vegas in my house:
Were losing money by the minute.
Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.
Nobody knows what time it is.
|05-27-2020 06:28 PM|
I see JMD, visited our CT...don't be scared, its a Fun House here // welcome back. |
SP & DOC - getting red Puppy Fever yet ?
Originally Posted by Jean Marie Diaz View Post
|05-27-2020 04:39 PM|
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
But remember - U have only 1 First Impression, in a Phone Interview.
Beau INTERVIEW Academy Tips...
a) Don't take phone call, sitting on the Loo (toilet terminology, for us Non-Brits)
b) Come prepared & Dress Appropriate // No Hee-Haw Halter Top
c) If sitting at the Kitchen Table, clean counter-top in back ground spotless (of junk)...and no dishes pilled up in sink
If Video Chat, is a FM...Face chat only, not trying to make her jealous here.
If Video Chat, is a Male...Face chat not necessary, so pan cell camera angle a little further back.
- bring them Bobbies, into a respectful display...never hurts
e) Be yourself, and Helps to keep good posture & composure...No Beer bottles on dining table, to take the edge off.
f) And above all, No unexpected Loud FARTING or Nose Picking , to contain an Itch
g) And don't Look Desperate
h) Don't Argue about the previous Jerks, that Laid you off , when asked about your previous Employer
i) be punctual for the meeting so don't sleep in & miss it
j) And best of Luck, stay Positive & Professional.
CHICKEN HAWKS, - did I miss anything ?
LDi - great video, I enjoyed HOSS in the Golf Cart.
When you walked behind the tree trunk, his head was facing away.
- when you shift Left and come out of hiding / Hoss eyes was right on Mommy
- and he did a head turn, to lock eyes onto you // All BOND there
|05-27-2020 03:50 PM|
No I painted these nails all by myself.
Unless I am scratching Scotts back (recent development!!!) he seems disinterested.
|05-27-2020 03:48 PM|
Sally, a contestant on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the
If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If
she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money.
And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no
It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own
nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?
A) the condor
B) the buzzard
C) the cuckoo
D) the vulture
The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had used up her
50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that remained was her
She hoped she would not have to use it because her friend was, well, blonde.
But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question
and the four choices.
The blonde responded unhesitatingly: 'That's easy. The answer is C: the
The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered
employing a reverse strategy and giving Meredith any answer except the one
that her friend had given her.
And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the logical thing
But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the
contestant could not help but be convinced.
'I need an answer,' said Meredith. Crossing her fingers, the contestant
said, 'C: The cuckoo.
'Is that your final answer? 'Yes, that is my final answer.
And Meredith replied, 'That answer is.... Absolutely correct! You are now a
Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends,
including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.
'Joni, I just do not know how to thank you,' said the contestant. 'How did
you happen to know the right answer?
'Oh, come on,' said the blonde... 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build
nests. They live in clocks.'
|05-27-2020 03:26 PM|
Oh yeah , it's nocking on the door here , just came in from mowing --- again -- getting as bad as Bug - lol |
I bet it was that problem child = A Lurker ! -- YKW ! - Sending it my way !
BTW LDi - your nails look nice - I like that color --did Scott paint them for yeah?
|05-27-2020 03:05 PM|
ECIN, your gonna get rain. |
Just a heads up.
|05-27-2020 01:55 PM|
Sunday with Hoss
|05-27-2020 01:13 PM|
See you one, and raise you one, Kenny. My photo is all blurry, true, but it has glowy eyes to make up for it:
(actually in real poker that kind of bet isn't allowed--you just have to raise with the total you're planning on putting in)
Or I could do this one--just to start breaking you in slowly. Coming soon to an arena near you.
Kip had just had more than he could take from Capri.
|05-27-2020 01:12 PM|
You will do just fine. |
Just remember to breathe slowly.
When asked a question ....pause ....breathe.....then answer.
You are a jewel do not ever forget this!
|05-27-2020 01:03 PM|
Good Day Everyone! |
I said Good Day!
These are crazy times.
I just started ripping wall paper and now I have a Zoom interview with multiple people?
I better get this freaking job!
Or I could sit on my lazy butt and collect unemployment, if I ever get it.
I need this job!
|05-27-2020 12:58 PM|
Bug, I really like iris and day lilies. Not only do they take turns nicely, there's something about their leaves that seems to go together. At our old house north of Denver, I had a number of both, and I've always sorta regretted that I didn't dig up at least one or two of the nicer ones to bring down here. |
But deer EAT day lilies, so I've given up on that idea.They really do limit my gardening, but I enjoy having them come through regularly too, so at least they give as much as they take.
|05-27-2020 12:46 PM|
|05-27-2020 12:46 PM|
|05-27-2020 12:44 PM|
That dog scares me and has an evil look.
|05-27-2020 12:42 PM|
Speaking of ghost towns, I would really like to explore a legitimate ghost town. |
Or even abandanded farm houses.
|05-27-2020 12:36 PM|
|05-27-2020 12:28 PM|
Just heard this song today - Pretty good song - New from " The " Stones ! Living in a Ghost Town |
|05-27-2020 12:16 PM|
Yo Spock!!!! |
Well took Hoss for a walk a lunch today and had a situation.
Out of no where came a solid black German Shepard all hackeled up and rushing towards me and my boy.
I waited as I though this dog might stop at his own property line.
He had to cross the street to get to us and he was hauling azz.
Hoss got fired up and was leaning against my leg....then Hoss started showing front teeth!
Oh boy....I hit that air horn and both dogs dropped to the ground.
Hoss stayed with me but once the Shepard got up he hauLed butt home.
The owner came out of her house yelling she was sorry ...so I hit the air horn a few more times for her and her large pup.
Then I saw this man behind us and he said she was full of chit. Dog has rushed him more times than he could count.
He looked at me and smiled and said”Now I know what to buy” AIRHORN!!!!!
These things always happen so fast ......air horn works great plus it gets the owners attention BIG TIME......bunch of people came out of their houses.
I hope the owner was embarrassed!!!!!
Darn dog was off leash outside of the house with the owners inside.
That just really sucks.
DOC get an air horn.
Meanwhile I still have my citronella and taser for back up.
Airhorn was quick use for an emergency.
|05-27-2020 12:05 PM|
|ECIN||Hey Aunt Bonnie - How about a puppy report !!!!! Have you talked to Joyce ? Getting excited here ! Sent out deposit yesterday|
|05-27-2020 11:30 AM|
Originally Posted by spocksdad View Post
|05-27-2020 11:29 AM|
Very cute video, Mel, but 16:30m worth, to illustrate a simple conclusion....A cat is a P.I.A. !
(Like the 2m video much better)
Reminds me of those network news magazine programs that stretch out a crime story (always with a twist at end) with loads of commercials inserted. After each commercial, narrator must rehash everything that was covered before, as if to be catering to a group of brain dead viewers. The network talent competition programs are the same- 10 min of sad contestant family disease history, 5 min of actual performance, 5 min of commercials, 10 min of rehash, then repeat, for 2-hours, several times/week. I'll just have to say the editors certainly earn their pay churning out this [email protected] So thankful for the DVR!
Spocksdad Rule of Cats
1 Cat = A Manageable PIA
2 Cats = Pushing the Sanity Envelope
3 Cats = Household Chaos
>3 Cats = Insane, except on SD ranches, for rodent control
Cats Are Evil - Exhibit #1,435
|05-27-2020 11:23 AM|
Originally Posted by Lannie View Post
If my unemployment check would ever get here I would gladly hire a cleaning crew for you!
I am still trying to hire a wall paper stripper around here.
Carpet needs to be ripped out of my house.
Oh what fun! I've got too much furniture to move! I will have to hire a furniture mover.
My Mom keeps calling me and asking if I want something she's trying to get rid of. My answer is NO, I am trying to get rid of crap!
Oops! Little rant fart there!
|05-27-2020 11:05 AM|
Kansas State colors.
|05-27-2020 11:02 AM|
|This thread has more than 25 replies. Click here to review the whole thread.|