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12-07-2019 07:13 AM
LadyDi Morning all.........what the hell .......my head hurts.
Hoss got me up at 5AM..........ugg............woofing and wanting to play tug.
And of course now 7am ish Hoss is sleeping.
I keep poking him but he just sighs and puts his head back down.
Beau are you awake .....did we have fun last night?
12-07-2019 06:56 AM
modm
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Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

That is funny...

Of course it reminded me of a song!

The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia

Original - Vicki Lawrence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQvOvu_eRc
Cover by Reba McEntire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Mwr-qnMqw

Which then led me to the next southern song (which there are many)-
Bobby Gentry - Ode to Billy Joe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv33eaygVDQ

Lyrics - The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia
He was on his way home from Candletop
Been two weeks gone and he thought he'd stop
At Web's and have him a drink for he went home to her
Andy Wo-Lo said hello
He said "Hi what's new"
And Wo said "Sit down I got some bad news that's gonna hurt"
Said I'm your best friend and you know that's right
But your young bride ain't home tonight
Since you been gone she's been seeing that Amos boy Seth
Now, he got mad and he saw red
Andy said boy don't you lose your head
'Cause to tell you the truth I've been with her myself

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

Andy got scared and left the bar
Walkin' on home cause he didn't live far you see
Andy didn't have many friends and he just lost him one
Brother thought his wife must've left town
So he went home and finally found the only thing
Daddy had left him and that was a gun
He went off to Andy's house
Slipping through the backwoods quiet as a mouse
Came upon some tracks too small for Andy to make

He looked through the screen at the back porch door
And he saw Andy lyin' on the floor
In a puddle of blood and he started to shake

Georgia patrol was making their rounds
So he fired a shot just to flag em down
A big bellied sheriff grabbed his gun and said
"Why'd you do it?"

The judge said guilty on a make-believe trial
Slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile
Said supper's waitin' at home and I gotta get to it

That's the night the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

Well, they hung my brother before I could say
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Andy's house and back that night were mine
And his cheatin' wife had never left town
That's one body that'll never be found
You see little sister don't miss when she aims her gun

That's the night the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

That's the night the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands


Lyrics Ode to Billie Joe

It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day
I was out choppin' cotton, and my brother was balin' hay
And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat
And mama hollered out the back door, y'all, remember to wipe your feet
And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

And papa said to mama, as he passed around the blackeyed peas
Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits, please
There's five more acres in the lower forty I've got to plow
And mama said it was shame about Billy Joe, anyhow
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge
And now Billy Joe MacAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

And brother said he recollected when he, and Tom, and Billie Joe
Put a frog down my back at the Carroll County picture show
And wasn't I talkin' to him after church last Sunday night?
I'll have another piece-a apple pie; you know, it don't seem right
I saw him at the sawmill yesterday on Choctaw Ridge
And now ya tell me Billie Joe's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

And mama said to me, child, what's happened to your appetite?
I've been cookin' all morning, and you haven't touched a single bite
That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today
Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday, oh, by the way
He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge
And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge

A year has come and gone since we heard the news 'bout Billy Joe
And brother married Becky Thompson; they bought a store in Tupelo
There was a virus going 'round; papa caught it, and he died last spring
And now mama doesn't seem to want to do much of anything
And me, I spend a lot of time pickin' flowers up on Choctaw Ridge
And drop them into the muddy water off the Tallahatchie Bridge
12-07-2019 06:37 AM
modm
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Originally Posted by TNfisher View Post
How about some Robin Trower?

TN - I can't recall hearing Robin Trower much. Thanks for posting...I listened to a couple more of his songs.
12-07-2019 06:35 AM
modm Good morning everyone!

Seems like a nice day to go for a ride - Take Mila with us and explore more of the area. Currently 48 degs with highs mid 60's and no rain.

Have been considering moving last few years. Looking for a bit more privacy but then it does put us out from town and my work.
But hard to find that perfect spot for a decent price


I also have to make bread this weekend for our wine group's Christmas party. The host is making the meat course and the rest of us bring dishes. My wife is doing a potato dish, not sure what kind....maybe au gratin something. . For the bread - maybe Challah bread or rolls made out of same dough. Or Brioche rolls.
12-07-2019 12:49 AM
melbrod
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Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
You know....Scott and Hoss are sleeping......and I am not.....gonna go make a margarita from my thanksgiving leftovers......be right back.
Somehow hard to picture a turkey, stuffing and gravy margarita, but to each his (her) own, I guess.
12-06-2019 11:37 PM
Beaumont67
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Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Good night .......mar——geeer—-ree—-tees have taken me down again!
Sleep tight & don't let the bed bugs bite.

LDi - when you go to bed, in a liquor haze...
- don't get Hoss & Scott mixed up, for belly rubs
Night - Night.
12-06-2019 11:32 PM
LadyDi Good night .......mar——geeer—-ree—-tees have taken me down again!
12-06-2019 11:10 PM
Beaumont67
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Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Tell Baby Bear I said hey....(with a hair twirl) ....
Yea Yea yea...with a hair fling, bat the eye lashes, "headlights beaming" under slightly ajar tank top, a wiggle in your step & a margarita in your hand...and don't forget the big flashy smile......pearly whites, with a seduction tongue lick across your 2 front teeth.

Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Mrs 67
She creates scents from heaven
Oh thank god for Mrs67!

When babyAndrew was only one week old, Mrs67 & Papa had to do our banking.
- the teller went go-go-ga-ga over our newborn
- even at a very young age, he was even cuter than the baby photo on the Pamper Dipper bag
- without a hesitation, the young lady said with a big grin...looking at Beau
"I can see, you gave him your best shot"...made me feel pretty dame good and we had a big laugh, in the bank

Co-workers that only know Nancy, thinks Andrew looks like his mom.
Co-workers that only know Larry, always thought Andrew looks like me.
- as his parents, he differently got each of our best traits

Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
How was Thanksgiving Beau? Oh....yours is on a different date.
Our Thanksgiving is a month early...in Canada.

- I posted a BabyBear photo tonight ^^ you see it, LDi ?
- or is margarita, kicked in too much now
12-06-2019 11:05 PM
LadyDi How was Thanksgiving Beau? Oh....yours is on a different date.
12-06-2019 10:58 PM
LadyDi So Beau when are you gonna be done with all this stuff so we can get back to our AM schedule.
I miss you in the AM.............
Oh boy Margarita is kicking in.......do not say I did not warn you!
Anyway .......yeah our morning crowd has been on the light side lately.
That leaves us with Spock........double e-gads!
12-06-2019 10:55 PM
LadyDi Tell Baby Bear I said hey....(with a hair twirl) ....
12-06-2019 10:54 PM
LadyDi
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
OK - that will work for me......I'm back.



Meow!!!!
12-06-2019 10:53 PM
LadyDi Mrs 67
She creates scents from heaven
Oh thank god for Mrs67!

12-06-2019 10:52 PM
Beaumont67
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Papa Bear
Your our only Bear
Your always on our side

Papa Bear
We know you can swear
So lets get you back inside !

See I am wooing you with poetry!
OK - that will work for me......I'm back.
12-06-2019 10:50 PM
LadyDi Baby Bear
Oh I swear
He keeps us warm inside
12-06-2019 10:48 PM
LadyDi Papa Bear
Your our only Bear
Your always on our side

Papa Bear
We know you can swear
So lets get you back inside !

See I am wooing you with poetry!
12-06-2019 10:34 PM
LadyDi Good one Beau!
12-06-2019 10:29 PM
Beaumont67 Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
12-06-2019 10:28 PM
LadyDi You know....Scott and Hoss are sleeping......and I am not.....gonna go make a margarita from my thanksgiving leftovers......be right back.
12-06-2019 10:26 PM
LadyDi [QUOTE=Beaumont67;4101553]
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post


A week ago, Papa posted a hallway photo of Andrew...
- and LDi never went back to "LIKE" it or make any comments
- so Beau is holding back, to rev up girls pent up frisky energy now
- sorry SP, you don't deserve this scarcity / but I don't like to feel a wee bit under-appreciated

And Larry is still laughing about the need for a Hoss coat, in FL.
It’s cold here...I have goose bumps and everything.
Headlights are on in downtown tonight! Ba hahaha.....bet SP ain’t wearing no tank top tonight........
12-06-2019 10:24 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
OK....dukes up......what do you want to fight about?
Nuthin.

Did you want to fight?

12-06-2019 10:21 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Hello...anyone?
I wish the skunk or skunks would say Hello before they move in.

Thanks for making my load lighter.

The skunk bill is manageable but irritating. I've lived in this house for going on four years and never had this issue.

Ugh.
12-06-2019 10:15 PM
Beaumont67 [QUOTE=LadyDi;4101547]
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Now wait a minute.


Stop changing the answer to the question.

Where is the finished product of the Cougar Den?

Pictures?






You got any proof mister?[/QUOTE

get’em Cuz!

A week ago, Papa posted a hallway photo of Andrew...
- and LDi never went back to "LIKE" it or make any comments
- so Beau is holding back, to rev up girls pent up frisky energy now
- sorry SP, you don't deserve this scarcity / but I don't like to feel a wee bit under-appreciated

And Larry is still laughing about the need for a Hoss coat, in FL.

BabyBear in Toronto all weekend, so no PVC flooring progress...this weekend.
- and Mrs67 & Larry will be celebrating XMass with her side of the family (tomorrow)
- Twin67 will be there to, we married sisters / they first met at our wedding
12-06-2019 10:14 PM
LadyDi
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Very nice coat MC.

Cuz,

Quit bitching.

You and Hoss have no idea what cold is.

Put up your dukes, Cuz!




OK....dukes up......what do you want to fight about?
12-06-2019 10:08 PM
StrykersPerson
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Hoss sporting his new MC Coat!
He loves it! Gets in a tight ball and hunkers down during our cold spells.
Very nice coat MC.

Cuz,

Quit bitching.

You and Hoss have no idea what cold is.

Put up your dukes, Cuz!



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