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06-01-2020 05:52 AM
LadyDi Good morning to everyone.
Dobebug is ahead of the game as she sent me a hello yesterday to use for today.
So what a wonderful day it is going to be today.
K?
Stryker thanks fo the phone call yesterday we had a fun time while Scott was changing the toilet seat.
Had you not Have called me or did I call you , anyway I would have had to have been his assistant.
Heís real bossy during potty projects, I know nothing !!!!
So what else ......
06-01-2020 01:39 AM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
So there is where my remote is!
You know what cracks me up the most about this?

I am trying to dispose of a couple of couches that are very similiar.

Mine have blue flowers, though.

And I still want to know where my remote is!

LMAO
06-01-2020 01:10 AM
StrykersPerson And the cute jerk went under my house.

06-01-2020 12:53 AM
StrykersPerson Well.

In Guthrie news I've got another skunk issue!

Little stinker!

Do NOT go under my house!
06-01-2020 12:13 AM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by dobebug View Post
Mel,

I can tell you that there are an unfortunate number of Californians who have more money, odd tastes in pets and no good sense who illegally obtain things like tigers, lions and jaguars and the occasional puma and keep them in tiny cages to show off to their friends. From time to time one of them gets loose and scares the pants off of their neighbors--I know a guy who has worked at zoos in several places and he says that often these escapees from unsecure private homes find their way to the vicinity of zoos and are either killed by police or trapped and sent away to some place who specialze in maintaining large areas where they can allow such animals to live.

Sad but true.

ABTLH
It's everywhere Aunt B!

You didn't know that we are growing more land?

I am being sarcastic.

However, I have been traumatized by the demolition we are doing to our world since I was a kid.
06-01-2020 12:13 AM
dobebug
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Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Hello?
Sorry LaDi--I was at the clinic feeding cats, writing food order and cleaning up dishes and laundry left over from Saturday.

I know it's late but maybe you can use it for tomorrow morning.

ABTLH
06-01-2020 12:03 AM
StrykersPerson Really?

The crap is just now winding down?

The legitimate protesters left at 4:30-ish. They had a permit and didn't tear up someone else's property. Bunch of punks screwed up their peaceful protest.

I am so glad I live sorta in the country.
05-31-2020 11:38 PM
StrykersPerson If that tiger ends up in Guthrie there is no one to call!

All Law Enforcement officers are busy trying to protect a hospice center. Really? People not willing to go into the light have to put up with this $hit?

I wouldn't be surprised if my County law enforcement was called in.

Dumba$$e$!

Looting and being all "kewl" for the cameras.

I hope you Kewl People are proud of yourselves!
05-31-2020 11:37 PM
dobebug
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Originally Posted by melbrod View Post
As if the riots aren't enough:

"Reports of Tiger on the Loose near Oakland Zoo"

https://www.foxnews.com/us/reports-o...ar-oakland-zoo

The zoo says they're not missing any tigers.
Mel,

I can tell you that there are an unfortunate number of Californians who have more money, odd tastes in pets and no good sense who illegally obtain things like tigers, lions and jaguars and the occasional puma and keep them in tiny cages to show off to their friends. From time to time one of them gets loose and scares the pants off of their neighbors--I know a guy who has worked at zoos in several places and he says that often these escapees from unsecure private homes find their way to the vicinity of zoos and are either killed by police or trapped and sent away to some place who specialze in maintaining large areas where they can allow such animals to live.

Sad but true.

ABTLH
05-31-2020 11:23 PM
melbrod As if the riots aren't enough:

"Reports of Tiger on the Loose near Oakland Zoo"

https://www.foxnews.com/us/reports-o...ar-oakland-zoo

The zoo says they're not missing any tigers.
05-31-2020 11:21 PM
StrykersPerson Guess it's time to shut and lock the windows and turn the AC on. Never know how far the stupidity is going to make it.

I didn't do crap to anybody!

Why am I being punished for something that I had nothing to do with?

I was merely trying to save some money by not turning the AC on!
05-31-2020 11:17 PM
melbrod I know...I can just picture those people who were there in the daylight, marching and hoping to be heard, who are now at home watching the TV and seeing everything go up in flames. I know many of them are just as horrified as I am.

At least it looks like they got the fire at St John's Church in DC put out (that's the church across the street from the White House that presidents attend on special occasions--it was built in 1815.)
05-31-2020 11:07 PM
StrykersPerson But, what's going down still, right now, are not legitimate protesters.

They are starting dumpsters on fire, spray painting, damaging businesses.

They are giving the legitimate protesters a bad name.

The owners of the properties they are damaging didn't do a damn thing to anyone!
05-31-2020 10:51 PM
melbrod I know I'm sitting here trying not to be angry at the whole crowd.

I feel sorry for those people in pain who just want to be heard, who are seeing their legitimate protest hijacked. This will set back their cause for a generation.
05-31-2020 10:33 PM
StrykersPerson Yep! The crap is going down in OKC.

They lit up a patrol vehicle.

Stupid bussed in rioters!

What point do you think you are going to make when you can't even set a good example.
05-31-2020 10:28 PM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by melbrod View Post


LOL

So there is where my remote is!
05-31-2020 10:27 PM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
Still trying to be a kept woman?!
Yep!



It's hard work, too!
05-31-2020 10:26 PM
melbrod
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Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
....

"Hair Spray

Restores life to dead hair,

And adds permanent wave.


LOL
05-31-2020 10:06 PM
Beaumont67 A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.



The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become
of the rabbit.



Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
The Easter Bunny , and he is DEAD!



The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.



She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.



"I feel terrible!" he explains.

"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and
KILLED HIM.



The blonde says, "Don't worry.



She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.



Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.



The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.



It says..



(Are you ready for this?)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)



(OK, here it is)



It says,.....



"Hair Spray

Restores life to dead hair,

And adds permanent wave.
05-31-2020 09:26 PM
Beaumont67 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE
AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
- WELL, YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE:

---------this one needs 2 emoji's--------------------------------

MY NAME IS SUSAN , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG, HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS! I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ASSED,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-BITC#H

ASKED,

WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH?
05-31-2020 04:35 PM
alan j.
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Good Day not my Alan!

Still trying to be a kept woman?!
05-31-2020 04:12 PM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
Here you go Lannie
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace. In just a short time I expect a huge rainstorm."

The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

So, the king continued on his way.

However, in a short time, torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to execute the meteorologist.

Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

So, the king hired the donkey.

And so, began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.

And thus, the symbol of the xxxxxxxx Party was born.

The practice continues to this day.

Good Day not my Alan!

05-31-2020 04:03 PM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Man, took Hoss for a sniffery.
Itís hot outside.
I checked on my pool.

Closing date on Co-Pilots house was pushed out.

Crap!

If I get really desperate, I can find the water holes.

Fair warning to pool owners!
05-31-2020 03:59 PM
alan j. Here you go Lannie
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace. In just a short time I expect a huge rainstorm."

The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

So, the king continued on his way.

However, in a short time, torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to execute the meteorologist.

Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

So, the king hired the donkey.

And so, began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.

And thus, the symbol of the xxxxxxxx Party was born.

The practice continues to this day.
05-31-2020 03:54 PM
StrykersPerson I really need professional interior designer help here.

It's getting better but I am getting frustrated.

The couches have to go. Then here comes a debate about having to burn at night verses just burn it.
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