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04-01-2020 10:06 AM
Beaumont67
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
True story...when i was young i beat a guy with a car antenna for calling me Al!
He was only doing it to anger me. He never called me Al again and i did feel bad...In fact he stopped by my work to see me 2 weeks ago had not seen him in over 40 years
True Story, when Beau was 16 y/o.

- we had a 6'4" Randy A-hole in town, that liked to pick fights with shorter guys.
- to build up a tough image

- 2 months earlier, I watched him trip a short 15 y/o while roller skating
- and stomp on his face, and break his nose

Now one Friday night, he is picking on Beau...and calling me "chicken", in the pool hall.
- he had 5 friends with him, I had one friend that would never fight
- so I finally snuck home & planned my attack...so I could never go to town again

a) my 300# Asian friend, was one tough guy, so I asked him for protection if I was getting my front teeth knocked out
- HoachieMan said, Larry I won't let that happen
- so Saturday night, after midnight / 40 people went behind the pool hall, to witness an A*S KICKING
- it was 10^F and cold as hell, fighting on an icy parking lot...beside the Cop Shop

I asked HoachieMan - who should throw the 1st ponch...he said, you Larry.
- I said, what if Police see it, and ask who started it ?
- HoachieMan says, nobody remembers this stuff

All afternoon on Saturday // I planned to save my front teeth, and choreographed a fight scene in my head.
a) middle knuckle in the throat
b) victim bends over
c) plant a severe boot, to the private areas

The fight started & Larry was scarred like a rabbit...but I executed a) b) c) perfectly & with determination & percision.
d) the tall bully, dropped to the pavement like a Frig'en rock...and he stayed down, for a least 2 minutes

Larry let him up, and I repeated my above game plan again...the crown was in shock.
- shorter Larry ruined the bullies reputation & sent him to the hospital
- 2 hours later, he was bandaged up...with a broken finger

You see the city kid was weak and never worked / while Beau did farm work, so stronger & agile.
- 6 months later, a friend with brothers VW Beetle...wanted to go gravel running, with a 12 pack
- me and the former bully went for a car ride, and Larry opened the front door
- and let jerk Randy, sit in the back seat // while I rode shot-gun
04-01-2020 09:50 AM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by Beaumont67 View Post
SP - he is MR. ALAN to you...aka your Mr. Perfect !!
- your prince, your King, your soul mate, your savior & happiness
That's overkill, Beau!

Girls rule #1.

Nope! I don't see it happening here.

Us girls don't need boys unless we are lazy.

Which I am.

The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A job (Lyrics)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKfOmGraHuQ
04-01-2020 09:44 AM
TNfisher
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
Ha...you are out of it Oxy was 2010

BTW Are you ready for spring?...PM me a address for a package!
Oxy and the other pain killers are still pretty big here, although there has been an attempt made to crack down...but the peeps always find a way, sadly.
04-01-2020 09:43 AM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
True story...when i was young i beat a guy with a car antenna for calling me Al!
He was only doing it to anger me. He never called me Al again and i did feel bad...In fact he stopped by my work to see me 2 weeks ago had not seen him in over 40 years

Dang!

That must have been a lonnng time ago!

What is a car antenna?

04-01-2020 09:42 AM
TNfisher
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Originally Posted by MeadowCat View Post
LOL, liquor stores were declared essential businesses under the MN stay at home orders!
They are here too, MC. That was my lame attempt at an April Fool joke.

04-01-2020 09:38 AM
Beaumont67
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Alan's co-workers call him Al.

It really bugs me.


SP - he is MR. ALAN to you...aka your Mr. Perfect !!
- your prince, your King, your soul mate, your savior & happiness
04-01-2020 09:35 AM
MeadowCat LOL, liquor stores were declared essential businesses under the MN stay at home orders!
04-01-2020 09:34 AM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
Ha...you are out of it Oxy was 2010

BTW Are you ready for spring?...PM me a address for a package!
Who are you talking to?

I said I wanted a horseback ride before I have to go back to work!

But, a red Dober Boy would be just fine, as well!
04-01-2020 09:32 AM
alan j.
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
Alan's co-workers call him Al.

It really bugs me.

True story...when i was young i beat a guy with a car antenna for calling me Al!
He was only doing it to anger me. He never called me Al again and i did feel bad...In fact he stopped by my work to see me 2 weeks ago had not seen him in over 40 years
04-01-2020 09:30 AM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by spocksdad View Post
Cause we're SURE there are no home stills remaining in the entire state of TN.....
Huh. Some new skills to be learned.

I am still in shock about no alcohol sales?

Fine!

I just need cheese and tomatoes!

And, a maid.

04-01-2020 09:26 AM
alan j. Ha...you are out of it Oxy was 2010

BTW Are you ready for spring?...PM me a address for a package!
04-01-2020 09:22 AM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by ECIN View Post
Well not really SP - There is the ECIN spell'n'

Al in - there you go
Alan's co-workers call him Al.

It really bugs me.

04-01-2020 09:22 AM
TNfisher
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Originally Posted by ECIN View Post
Nice Picture TN - Did your wife take it ??

I can't remember the last time we have seen a sun set - always cloudy - rainy and cool . The local weather chick gave hope for maybe tomorrow . Parts still not in for my mow , dang it !

Oh yeah - Good morning , Mary Jo . what's happening over on the right hand side of the country ?
Same here, Kenny. I think it's rained more in the last 5 months than it has in the last 5 years.
04-01-2020 09:20 AM
TNfisher
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
I thought they stopped drinking in Tn and all switched over to Meth.
Meth is so 2010, Alan. I try my best to stay out of the local trailer parks and where the hills have eyes so I don't know what the latest fad is...but it can't be good.
04-01-2020 09:11 AM
spocksdad
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Originally Posted by alan j. View Post
I thought they stopped drinking in Tn and all switched over to Meth.

Cause we're SURE there are no home stills remaining in the entire state of TN.....
04-01-2020 09:04 AM
StrykersPerson Before I go back to work?

I am going to get a horseback ride.

I'm cereal.

If I have to pay someone to let me ride their horse or muck out stalls.
04-01-2020 08:53 AM
Beaumont67
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Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
What is Cuz going to do today ?
Lets make her ass Itch !
Here LDi ^^ Beau fixed it for ya !!
- that's what you "wa-really-think'en" intuitive Men, know their girls
- casting a friendly spell, on a Chicken Cuz

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Originally Posted by LadyDi View Post
Oh we did not fetget Canada!!! Thats a definate layover.
Looking forward to some of thet good cooking you are always bragging about !
How is yer brother doing Beau ?
Thks for asking - 2 weeks ago Twin67 was in Port Huron MI...cross boarder shopping.
- when Trump, closed the boarder / so he has been working from home, last 14 days
- so since he doesn't have a 50 minute drive, in the morning...
- he sleeps in till 7:55 am and hops on the computer to start work
- sleeping in .. instead of calling me, while driving...every morning
- I sure miss our long daily chats
04-01-2020 08:48 AM
alan j.
04-01-2020 08:42 AM
alan j.
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
What? Stopping alcohol sales?

I guess I better be a quick learner at distilling!



Morning TN!
I thought they stopped drinking in Tn and all switched over to Meth.
04-01-2020 08:36 AM
alan j. Goodmorning everyone!

Hey Di got your pointies on today?
04-01-2020 08:25 AM
ECIN
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Originally Posted by TNfisher View Post
The sunset, as seen from our deck tonight. Stay safe and healthy, everyone!
Nice Picture TN - Did your wife take it ??

I can't remember the last time we have seen a sun set - always cloudy - rainy and cool . The local weather chick gave hope for maybe tomorrow . Parts still not in for my mow , dang it !

Oh yeah - Good morning , Mary Jo . what's happening over on the right hand side of the country ?
04-01-2020 08:22 AM
ECIN
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Originally Posted by StrykersPerson View Post
There is only one way to spell Alan, right?
Well not really SP - There is the ECIN spell'n'

Al in - there you go
04-01-2020 08:12 AM
StrykersPerson
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Originally Posted by TNfisher View Post
Well, well, well. It gets better and better.

All Tennessee alcohol sales to stop effective April 1,2020

In other news...day 3 of working from home. Kind of surreal. It's nice to have Mocha here in the office with me though, a man could get used to his

Chilly morning here in middle TN, but it looks like it's going to be a beautiful spring day.

Have a great day, everyone
What? Stopping alcohol sales?

I guess I better be a quick learner at distilling!



Morning TN!
04-01-2020 08:04 AM
MeadowCat
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Originally Posted by TNfisher View Post
The sunset, as seen from our deck tonight. Stay safe and healthy, everyone!
Beautiful.
04-01-2020 08:00 AM
LadyDi
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Originally Posted by TNfisher View Post
I'm right behind you, LadyDi. I haven't made up my mind yet if I'm puling the plug at 62 or if I'll toil on a few more years to get more SS. And Mrs. TN and I have the same plan; to take a humongous road trip across these united states...head south-west, go through Texas, to Nevada, take a right somewhere and head north towards wherever, hit Yellowstone, and head back east until we get tired of driving and then head back home to ensure my smoker is still there LOL

That's the same plan that we have.......Yellowstone is a must ...........never been there !
Also those Titi Mountains are also a must .....I love being in the mountains because of spending so much time in Florida everything is flat here .......
and yes I preened this morning so all of my feathers are clean and in there appropriate spots.
What is Cuz going to do today ?
Lets make her a @Itch do list !
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