Trump and a horse...
A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news… the horse died.”...
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Donald said, “Sure I can… Watch me… I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked,
“What happened with that dead horse?” Donald said, “I raffled him off”.
“I sold 500 tickets at $5 apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $5 back.”
Donald just moved into the White House.
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^^ Then, to dispose of the carcass, the EPA required $2500 for the application for a Hazardous Waste Disposal permit, another $10,000 for the permit if it is granted, the CDC demanded $5,000 for testing the carcass for infectious diseases, then the EPA demanded another $2,500 for another application, this time for the air pollution waiver required for the cremation of the carcass. That's not even getting into the Carbon Credits that need to be purchased form manbearpig's Carbon Credit Exchange and the broker's fees for that.
LOL - Why Donald is changing the EPA - removing their departmental teeth & foot print.