Denny... Beef!?! I love a steak dinner. If you leave the neighbor's gate open, I am pretty good at dressing down a big critter. I'm thinking standing rib roast....
Okay. Here is the plan. Shhh, don't tell anyone. I will, accidentally, leave the gate open and lure a prime calf onto my property, brand it, and call it my own.
Then, you all, will have to give me instructions on when and what to feed it, until you all arrive to butcher it and give me enough time to tell me when to start cooking.
I was planning on cooking chili, spaghetti or lasagna
All, you all, want to do is eat my chickie babies.