Lol! I watched a documentary once on medical marijuana and one young man, I don't recall what condition he has but it's very painful all of the time. After trying everything, it was marijuana that helped him the most. He said "yeah it still hurts, but I just don't care anymore!"
I am wary of even taking "safe" things like Tylenol and aleve, all I hear on tv is ads for this and that with a HORRENDOUS list of side effects. Then on the same channel where there's a commercial promoting one drug, in a couple minutes there will be an ad for a lawyer for the same product conducting a class action lawsuit!