Please Stop Chewing On Me!

**errica** · 06-04-2008, 04:03 PM

It hurts! I will hold your toy for you, but the "slipping" and biting my hand has got to stop. And once you pull it down onto the ground, don't move it near my bare feet. I KNOW you're just using it as an excuse to try and gnaw my toes off. I'm on to you. Also, if you could stop chewing on the couch anytime I look away from you for more than half a second I would appreciate it. Thank you.

Can anyone translate this into Doberpup for me? There seems to be a communication breakdown over here...

(and will someone tell my spell check that "Doberpup" IS a word darn it!)

clipclop · 06-04-2008, 04:27 PM

bwahahaha

here is my shot...

Yelp yelp YELP whinnne whimper

**errica** · 06-04-2008, 04:44 PM

Thanks for the help clipclop, but Yelp yelp YELP whinnne whimper seems to be dobertalk for "please try and bite my nose when I get close to you and when I back away chew on the table leg". Who knew?

I think someone may have crossbred a Doberman with a vampire...

JavasMom · 06-04-2008, 05:04 PM

you forgot to add 'and you can just stop looking at me with those big brown eyes and sweet face because I am trying my best to resist'. he doesn't need to know that it's not working.....lol!

Dobemom2b · 06-04-2008, 05:11 PM

Lestat was named Lestat for a reason

V^^V

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I think someone may have crossbred a Doberman with a vampire...

Dobemom2b · 06-04-2008, 05:14 PM

Ah the famous vampire power of seduction...

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Originally Posted by JavasMom

you forgot to add 'and you can just stop looking at me with those big brown eyes and sweet face because I am trying my best to resist'. he doesn't need to know that it's not working.....lol!

juddb · 06-04-2008, 05:29 PM

At about 5 months, duncan stopped chewing on me for the most part. HAHAHA!!! Puppy training class might be a good idea though...

**errica** · 06-04-2008, 05:41 PM

Well, I guess I'm glad I'm not the only one...

Javasmom - those damn eyes. And moments like now, he is curled up in his little bed, sleeping and looking angelic.

DobeMom2b - Such a fitting name...and a gorgeous dobe! I realized Apollo was part vampire when, while cuddling in my arms with his soft little snout nuzzled against my neck, he started gnawing on my throat.

juddb - 5 months?? That is almost 3 more months of being a human Kong! Puppy classes will begin THE DAY he has his final shots! Trust me, I know I am raising a large dog and he has to be well trained! In the meantime I am working with him little by little here. I just don't recall having to teach Athena "no kill mommy" but maybe that's because she wasn't a puppy-monster when I got her.

juddb · 06-04-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by errica

Trust me, I know I am raising a large dog and he has to be well trained! .

Whats funny, (and i think everyone will tell you the same about there pups) is duncan seems to think he's a little chihuahua or something. So get ready for that too!!!

**errica** · 06-04-2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by juddb

Whats funny, (and i think everyone will tell you the same about there pups) is duncan seems to think he's a little chihuahua or something. So get ready for that too!!!

Great...a 90 lb chihuahua? This will be interesting!