Oh yeah, you can find all kinds of gems, in that type of ads.
I particularly loved one I stumbled across the other day, advertising a Siamese (clearly not purebred in photo) who had "already had five litters and is a great mommy."
Their selling point was "she is still young and can have many more babies for you over the coming years."
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
"The Universe always finds a way to keep the wise humble. Usually through an instrument like a PibbleHound."~honoring George