As I have been extra specially good, with a cherry on top for the whole year I would like to ask if you will bring me something I really want this year.
The first thing I would like to ask you for is one of them there axes they use in the movies. You know the ones I mean, with one swing they cleave a huge log into lots of fire sized pieces.
Oooh and some of them there Hollywood candles, the type that light up the biggest space known to man all on their lonesome.
And last but not least, some toffee that tastes scrummy but won't unstick my fillings or break my teeth when I stick one in my mouth.
Toby and Russell have also been very good, well sort of, the chicken incident was just a misunderstanding.
So can Toby please have a Dragon infested toy (so he can show us how manly he is when he saves us from them).
Russell says he doesnt want anything for himself, but would rather you give a present to Toby, it being.
A one way ticket to anywhere.
Russell doesnt care where you send him, just that you send him somewhere far from here so he can be top dog once more over the Christmas period so he gets to eat all of the leftovers.
With lots of love.
Us in Spain
What silly things would you ask Santa to bring for you or your pets this year,