Toby'shuman

As I have been extra specially good, with a cherry on top for the whole year I would like to ask if you will bring me something I really want this year.

The first thing I would like to ask you for is one of them there axes they use in the movies. You know the ones I mean, with one swing they cleave a huge log into lots of fire sized pieces.

Oooh and some of them there Hollywood candles, the type that light up the biggest space known to man all on their lonesome.

And last but not least, some toffee that tastes scrummy but won't unstick my fillings or break my teeth when I stick one in my mouth.

Toby and Russell have also been very good, well sort of, the chicken incident was just a misunderstanding.

So can Toby please have a Dragon infested toy (so he can show us how manly he is when he saves us from them).

Russell says he doesnt want anything for himself, but would rather you give a present to Toby, it being.

A one way ticket to anywhere.

Russell doesnt care where you send him, just that you send him somewhere far from here so he can be top dog once more over the Christmas period so he gets to eat all of the leftovers.

With lots of love.

Us in Spain


What silly things would you ask Santa to bring for you or your pets this year,

Beaker

Dear Santa,

I've been on my best behavior ALL year, so this year I want only a few small things.

I want to live in the same state as my husband. I have enjoyed the frequent flyer miles but just put me on the sleigh and with a job in the same state. I promise I won't take up much room.

I wouldn't mind a fabulous city apartment like all the shows on TV that waitresses or other average people seem to be able to magically afford.

Minneaux-Wants her own dress up clothes. Human shoes, bras, and belts in particular, so that her budding fashion sense and artists tendencies aren't messed up by the human yelling at her to stop chewing, playing with, etc..., these really cool things!

Tigger - Well he already thinks he's in heaven with beds indoors, and food 2x a day not to mention treats and petting after years on the streets. BUT Christmas cookies are the most amazing things ever, particularly the frosted butter cookies, so if you would just be so kind as to not eat the milk and cookies and simply leave them out it would be most appreciated! Heck if you leave them on the counter as long as the humans are sleeping he can work with that too.