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Old 12-06-2012, 07:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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joke with a bit of truth to it

1. If you have ten chocolate cakes, and someone asks for two, how many do you have left?



Ten.

2. If you have ten chocolate cakes and someone takes two, how many do you have left?



Ten......
And a dead body.
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Old 12-06-2012, 07:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't disagree ^^

I need the nearest cakeshop, posthaste.
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Old 12-06-2012, 07:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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D'ah 8...he-he...my fuddle-duddle math.
(10-2=8)

Our first dobe ate 10 Lemon Meringue tarts from the back seat floor area, of my 1967 Beaumont...early 1980's period.
- I stopped to buy antique car parts
- prior, wife and I ate one tart each
- one hour later, NO tarts and NO wrapping paper ??
Tanya ate the tarts and hide the paper trail evidence, under the front seats, all the plastic stuffed away.
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1. If you have ten chocolate cakes, and someone asks for two, how many do you have left?



Ten.

2. If you have ten chocolate cakes and someone takes two, how many do you have left?



Ten......
And a dead body.
Hmm, and here I thought I would always hate math word problems. That's my kinda new math.
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Thea, that made me laugh out loud. I had to post it on Facebook.
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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if I had 10 chocolate caks, i'd lock my DH outta the house, put the dogs and cats in another room, get a BIG glass of milk.... well, no, 'cause i can bake some more... but i sure do understand the sentiment! Chocoholics unite!!!
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