I'm not sure if there is a thread about this already but I reckoned if there wasn't there should be.
I'll start the ball rolling with...
You think you're having a bad day,
It is pouring down with rain, the roads are flooded, the log pile is soaked through, so I have no dry wood save what I have in the bucket beside the fire. My back is hurting, the dogs want to go for a walk, but are afraid they are going to melt because of the rain but still they are pestering to go.
