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10-10-2008, 08:34 PM
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Subject: A timely story
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
Altitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below. She shouted to
him,'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
Hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air
Balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
Above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'
She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'
'I am,' replied the bass fisherman.. 'How did you know?'
'Well,'answered the balloonist, ' everything you told me is Technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your Information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to Me.'
The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?'
'Well,'said the bass fisherman, 'you don't know where you are or Where
you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large Quantity of
hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to Keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the Same position you
were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my Fault.
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10-10-2008, 10:01 PM
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 | Y'know, that's funny, it really is.
But somehow, the thread title, and the repeated postings of things like this, not so much.
More like a lead balloon, than one of hot air.
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10-11-2008, 07:29 AM
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| I know, I am not trying to start anything. These were sent to me and I thought I would share. Not to make people mad. But things go both ways. I would not be upset over Republican jokes and ones of George Bush. A joke is a joke. Try not to take them personal.
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Originally Posted by tferraro  I know, I am not trying to start anything. These were sent to me and I thought I would share. Not to make people mad. But things go both ways. I would not be upset over Republican jokes and ones of George Bush. A joke is a joke. Try not to take them personal. |
Not taking it personal at all, just don't find it funny, in context, as I said before.
Carry on, if you think it's funny. That's half the battle, y'know, cracking yourself up!
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