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09-25-2008, 02:17 AM
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Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Dogs Name: Stormy (Dobe), Carson (GSD) Titles: Mom Suck, B Boy Dogs Age: 6, 3
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| EmilyB's Newsletter - #1 Many years back, with our first dobie, we wrote a monthly newsletter. Some background, my brother had his first grandchild and sent out this horrible newsletter about diapers and stuff, so this was our retaliation. At the time, we had a lab( Megan McMuffin) and of course she is the brunt of many jokes. Some of the things are family oriented and you may not understand, but the humor is there. Nothing is meant in a derogatory way to dog nor human, so take it thusly....  |
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09-25-2008, 02:26 AM
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Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Dogs Name: Stormy (Dobe), Carson (GSD) Titles: Mom Suck, B Boy Dogs Age: 6, 3
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| BTW, Jessie and Nikki are my daughters.
I have more, but I'll wait in case... |
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09-25-2008, 08:09 AM
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Location: Ontario, Canada Dogs Name: Dante Titles: Therapy Dog Dogs Age: 18 months
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| Oh wow AWESOME newsletter!!!!Are you the author?  Love the razor-sharp wit!!!! I've always dreamed of putting out a newsletter, but The Husband hasn't been cooperative so far lol So, i'll have to contend with a blog for now and work my way up ... You have more newsletters? Post more post more! 
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09-25-2008, 08:15 AM
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Location: Sterling, VA (DC Metro) Dogs Name: Poseidon Dogs Age: 12
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| I loved them!
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09-25-2008, 08:30 AM
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Location: In front of my mac. :P Dogs Name: Cinder Ella Titles: Best friend and Snugglebug Dogs Age: November2000-July2008, R.I.P.
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| That was really good. If you were still doing the newsletter I would say, "Sign me up!" 
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09-25-2008, 11:28 AM
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Location: S. E. Pennsylvania Dogs Name: Velma, Louise, & Harvard Titles: AKC CH, CD, RN, WAC, CGC, TDInc Dogs Age: 6, 3, 11 months
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| That is a scream  I LOVE it!
__________________ Dillon's Barclay Amy CD RN WAC CGC TDInc "Velma"
CH Cha-Rish A Moment Like This RN WAC CGC "Louise"
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09-25-2008, 11:58 AM
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Dogs Name: Petey Titles: WAC Dogs Age: D.O.B. 10/27/06
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| That is FANTASTIC!!!! You just gave me some ideas for our annual X-Mas letter!
Carol
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09-25-2008, 03:40 PM
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Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Dogs Name: Stormy (Dobe), Carson (GSD) Titles: Mom Suck, B Boy Dogs Age: 6, 3
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|  Thanks !
My husband and I spent many evenings cracking up over new ideas for the newsletter.
I have more but will post now to coincide with the time of year they were issued.
So I think that means I could post a Fall one now !  |
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09-25-2008, 04:24 PM
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Location: Arizona Dogs Name: Isabelle ~ Vader Dogs Age: Isabelle 1/23/00 - 11/13/07 ~ Vader 1/31/08
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| Too funny! Those are great.
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09-27-2008, 11:40 AM
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| Very nice. I enjoyed the funny read.  |
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