DLS

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.


2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.


3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.


6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct
Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move
and does, use the duct tape.


**Daily Thought:**

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE
STAIRS.

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2gooddobes

LMAO. Keep 'em coming DLS

thea2003

lmao too funny i especially like
"If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough."

Red_Storm

Lol, those are good.

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VegasHR

thanks for the laugh......

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Nicola

KimB

Thanks for the morning pick me up!