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> IDIOT SIGHTING
>
> We had to have the garage door repaired.
> The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was
> that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
> opener.
> I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest
> one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
> He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4
> horsepower.'
> I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
> He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than
> two..'
> We haven't used Sears repair since.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING
>
> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out
> window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
> Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
> She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said,
> 'Yes I
> know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill
> back.'
> She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to
> repeat my request.
> I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said
> We're sorry but they could not do that kind of
> thing.'
> The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in
> change.
> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's in Surrey , B.C.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> I work in Burnaby, B.C. We recently had a
> Burnaby taxpayer call the city's Traffic Dept. to
> request the removal
> of the DEER CROSSING sign on the Barnet Highway .
> The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out
> here!
> I don't think this is a good place for them to be
> crossing
> anymore.' From a Burnaby Traffic staff.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
>
> My daughter went to Pacific Center mall food court and
> ordered a taco.
> She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal"
> lettuce.'
> He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
> From the City of Vancouver
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> airport
> employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your
> baggage without your
> knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without
> my knowledge, how
> would I know?'
> He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we
> ask.'
> Happened at Vancouver International Airport
>
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
> cross the street.
> I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker
> of mine.
> She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
> that it
> signals blind people when the light is red.
> Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind
> people doing driving?!'
> She was a probation officer in Port Moody, BC
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> This happened at a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear
> coworker who
> was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our
> manager commented cheerfully,
> 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'
> Not another word was spoken.
> We all just looked at each other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> This was a lunch at Coqutilam, B.C.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back
> into
> itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't
> understand why her
> system would not turn on.
> A clerk at the City of Surrey 's Court House, no less.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
> to pick up
> our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
> We went to the service department and found a mechanic
> working
> feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched
> from the
> passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
> discovered
> that it was unlocked.
> 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its
> open!'
> His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
>
> This was at the Coastal Ford dealership in Burnaby , B.C.

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gracieface

I love these stories, amazing how many people don't use the brains god gave them! my fav is "'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"- that one happens world wide, was asked it by atleast a half dozen when flying out of Israel, and I thought I had blonde moments.
thanks for making my day!

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RedFawnRising

The deer crossing one, ha!

I live in West Virginia.

I have actually seen (and photographed) a row of trash cans on which the determined owner spray-painted the words, "NO DOGS!"

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Nicola

haha brilliant!

ok here's one from an old comedy show from the 80's... not real life but, based on the examples above, i'm sure it could be!

A group of university students move into their new house, it has been empty for a while. As they open the door there is a mound of envelopes. One student picks a stack up and looks through them saying "must be bill's", the second student looks confused and says... "who's bill?"

sorry.... haha that is how basic my sense of humour is!

MY69RS

I think i work at that car lot LMAO

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jaxadam

I fly a lot, and that one is just priceless!

GunnersMum

I love the deer one. lol. Kids once asked "How do the deer know to cross at the sign"...

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BlackandTans

lol... I still love the jokes and stories that you post!!

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