Dear Duke,
You know that Mommy and Daddy love you so very much. We literally work so that we can afford your destructive lifestyle and provide you with the best care and food. However, I don't think our bodies can keep up with your puppy energy any longer!
I know squirrels can look like little demons when they are staring at us on our walks, but I assure you, they are not plotting to destroy the world. They are merely gathering nuts for the winter. My right arm cannot handle any more of your explosive launches without warning, as you've already dislocated it once.
Last week, you were so happy that you jumped up and gave me a big wet kiss on the cheek. Mommy loves you too, but you gave me such a bruise to the face that one week later, the bruise is still there.
Daddy is a big guy, and I know you love to wrestle with him every single night, but there is a reason why we call you "knuckle head" when you are mis-behaving. You busted Daddy's lip pretty bad and knocked a tooth loose last night with the back of your head. Please be careful, as a toothless Daddy is a very unattractive one.
I know you are still very young, but you are very big for your age. Please be careful with Daddy and Mommy, as our full coverage health insurance plan is going away next year.
Love,
Momy and Daddy
DT: what would your open letter be to your fur-kids?
You know that Mommy and Daddy love you so very much. We literally work so that we can afford your destructive lifestyle and provide you with the best care and food. However, I don't think our bodies can keep up with your puppy energy any longer!
I know squirrels can look like little demons when they are staring at us on our walks, but I assure you, they are not plotting to destroy the world. They are merely gathering nuts for the winter. My right arm cannot handle any more of your explosive launches without warning, as you've already dislocated it once.
Last week, you were so happy that you jumped up and gave me a big wet kiss on the cheek. Mommy loves you too, but you gave me such a bruise to the face that one week later, the bruise is still there.
Daddy is a big guy, and I know you love to wrestle with him every single night, but there is a reason why we call you "knuckle head" when you are mis-behaving. You busted Daddy's lip pretty bad and knocked a tooth loose last night with the back of your head. Please be careful, as a toothless Daddy is a very unattractive one.
I know you are still very young, but you are very big for your age. Please be careful with Daddy and Mommy, as our full coverage health insurance plan is going away next year.
Love,
Momy and Daddy
DT: what would your open letter be to your fur-kids?