How many doberman know-it-alls in this forum does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has
been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
6 more to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and
that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic
forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty
LOL, this is the only emoticon that just summed it all up for me!! 
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