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My dog is confused

1K views 17 replies 13 participants last post by  GingerGunlock 
#1 ·
Why is it that he will bark at mothers pushing strollers and the high school chicks running on the sidewalk, but he doesn't bark at the mental person talking to himself at the top of his lungs who keeps walking back and forth in front of our house?

He apparently didn't get the "How to identify a suspicious person" memo :|
 
#3 ·
He knows something you don't.

Those strollers are actually armoured personel carriers filled to the gunnels with dangerous kiddie warriors.

And those high school chicks, they are a diversion for the kiddie warriors.

The nutty guy is just some harmless old fool on day release from the local funny farm.

No worries mum, your boy has your back covered.
 
#11 ·
I'm far more annoyed by most children than by most crazy people, too :D
 
#13 ·
Elka loves strollers. They contain babies, and she loves babies!

As you can imagine, this leaves the adults pushing said strollers less than thrilled, when they notice the on her toes, laser eyed Doberman locked on.

We haven't seen many of the town crazies on our walks (I can I.D. most of them, as I work at the library. We're free, climate controlled, and have both a bathroom and a water fountain, in addition to Internet computers). The one we did see is also a black guy, and as Elka knows only one (yes, I know. We and our circle of friends, and our area, is very white), she was very disappointed when he turned out not to be our friend. She looked at him rather reproachfully, in fact, which again, was not thrilling.
 
#17 ·
Roxy loves kids and babies, but putting them in stollers and baby carriers doesn't sit well with her...she gets anxious and looks at me like, "Please, someone rescue that baby from that unsafe contraption!" :D
 
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