Lol...one of my favorite sayings is...
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
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Originally Posted by prophecy 
MY NOTES: MISSION 1 - SEARCH FOR INTELLIGENT LIFE ON EARTH.
i have been on recognesance missions on behalf of intelligent life forms,and the situation is far worse than it first appeared.I have been scoping out a safe hunting zone,but find that there are too many targets for a clean shot and i desperatly require back up. as i am surrounded.i have attempted to list a state of emergency,over the fact that these 'foreign and stupid' beings are taking over the planet. but no one in higher ranks can understand the gravity of this ever-present danger. i'm concerned i may be the only survivor in this war on stupid. please ! anyone out there with an intelligent mind. HEEEEEELP MEEEEEE ! (echos)
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