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> IDIOT SIGHTING
>
> We had to have the garage door repaired.
> The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was
> that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
> opener.
> I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest
> one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
> He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4
> horsepower.'
> I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
> He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than
> two..'
> We haven't used Sears repair since.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING
>
> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out
> window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
> Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
> She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said,
> 'Yes I
> know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill
> back.'
> She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to
> repeat my request.
> I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said
> We're sorry but they could not do that kind of
> thing.'
> The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in
> change.
> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's in Surrey , B.C.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> I work in Burnaby, B.C. We recently had a
> Burnaby taxpayer call the city's Traffic Dept. to
> request the removal
> of the DEER CROSSING sign on the Barnet Highway .
> The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out
> here!
> I don't think this is a good place for them to be
> crossing
> anymore.' From a Burnaby Traffic staff.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
>
> My daughter went to Pacific Center mall food court and
> ordered a taco.
> She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal"
> lettuce.'
> He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
> From the City of Vancouver
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> airport
> employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your
> baggage without your
> knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without
> my knowledge, how
> would I know?'
> He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we
> ask.'
> Happened at Vancouver International Airport
>
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
> cross the street.
> I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker
> of mine.
> She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
> that it
> signals blind people when the light is red.
> Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind
> people doing driving?!'
> She was a probation officer in Port Moody, BC
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> This happened at a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear
> coworker who
> was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our
> manager commented cheerfully,
> 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'
> Not another word was spoken.
> We all just looked at each other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> This was a lunch at Coqutilam, B.C.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back
> into
> itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't
> understand why her
> system would not turn on.
> A clerk at the City of Surrey 's Court House, no less.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
> to pick up
> our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
> We went to the service department and found a mechanic
> working
> feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched
> from the
> passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
> discovered
> that it was unlocked.
> 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its
> open!'
> His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
>
> This was at the Coastal Ford dealership in Burnaby , B.C.

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